Let’s make a baby.

@MartinTheFirst why?

@brainrapist because babies should smile tew

@MartinTheFirst are you calling me a baby?

@brainrapist yes and no

@MartinTheFirst then explain

@brainrapist let's make a baby smile

@MartinTheFirst I’d rather practice making a baby

@brainrapist youre just gay

@MartinTheFirst wanna be gay with me?

@brainrapist I'll give it a taste

@MartinTheFirst are you sure I’m not too weird?

@brainrapist lol that really hit a soft mushy spot within you hu?

@MartinTheFirst not really. I just like rubbing it in your face so that when you become obsessed with me you’ll remember that at one point you thought I was too weird when, in fact, I’m just too amazing.

@brainrapist hahaha... I like this side of you, it's witty, it's funny, it rubs me the right way. Hoooowever.... you have a side to you that's cynical, vulgar and apathetic. I don't like these three traits so much.

@MartinTheFirst and you expect me to change myself to please you? I may be vulgar, but I’m far from cynical or apathetic.

@brainrapist That's good, I haven't noticed.

@MartinTheFirst you stalking me?

@brainrapist by all definitions of stalking, no...

@MartinTheFirst well why not?

@brainrapist im not a stalker ._.

@MartinTheFirst maybe you should be

@brainrapist oops be careful your apathy is starting to come through a little

@MartinTheFirst how is that showing indifference?

@brainrapist you wouldn't know that now would you...

@MartinTheFirst now you’re starting to bore me. Toodles, babe.