Why can't you just be happy?🤔

"Don't you think it's time that your wife really needs to go into memory care?" I know that day is coming, and I dread having to make the decision. It will feel like betraying her, or failing her, not be able to care for her.

"You still off the drink?"

'Yep...like I'm an alcoholic in recovery. If you knew, or cared anything about me then you'd know about that chat that I had with the doctor that said that I keep drinking then I'd be dead...that may have been 14 years ago now but it still holds true...so, yeah, I'm off the drink..' is what I think of saying back to them.

M x

Not a question really but along the same lines.

“So, tell me about you.”

Absolutely despise hearing that because my least favorite subject is myself and I’m more of a getting to know someone through organic exchanges that exposes one’s humor and even past experiences.

How I’m doing/feeling induces anxiety because the answer is never good and there’s pressure to make it sound better than it is lol

"What seems to be the trouble?" When I go to the doctor bc there's pretty much a list and they know it but they force me to repeat it anyway like it's not on their computer screen and well documented.🙄

When people ask “ so tell me about yourself”

I don’t know why I automatically forget who I am.

1.Why haven't I heard from you in a while?
(after telling them I work 12 hours a day and am dead afterwards)
2. How much do you make?
(contemplating how much they gotta show respect)

Any and all small talk..
Eg: coworkers who wish to know what I got up to on the weekend..
they don’t care.. it’s just the generic thing to ask ppl Monday mornings..

My weight

“What do you do for fun?” Whenever I’m asked this I forget what fun is.

"Does your Mom have a DNR order?"

How do you stay so thin?
Then when I say I dunno I don't do anything they look annoyed lol

Tell me about your job

"How's your belly for spots? Any good for checkers?"

The one that I don’t have the answer to

What's your name?

"Tell me a bit about yourself"
or any interviewer-y question

Are you busy?

Asking me if I'm in line when I'm in line

Any by the police. 😧

“Is it in yet?”

How many kids?

How did you get in my bedroom?!

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Isn't it time for your colonoscopy?

Forget THAT!!! 😂

Whether or not I have children.

Can you cover so&so's shift?

Sign this joint tenancy.

Why?

What consequences should Donald Trump and supporters face for their crimes; I would violate Terms of Service.

Please fold this fitted sheet.

Have you taken your flu shot yet?

Do these pants make my butt look big?

Where is a woman's vagina ?

i just hate interacting with people in general 🤷‍♂

What do you do for a living?