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I’ve gone another week without slaying my coworkers with a fire axe.

How should I reward myself for this ongoing display of breath-taking patience and perseverance?
Pretzel · 61-69, M
something chocolaty
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
An iced coffeeecino
RosaMarie · 41-45, F
This has to be the most relatable post on SW this year. Well done. Here are some reward ideas:

Eat out so you don't have to cook or do dishes
Spend time reading, watching a show, or another activity where you don't have to interact with anyone.
Have a drink or five tonight.
Go out with friends. Stay out past bedtime.
Disgustedman · 61-69, M
Okay it all depends on what you're doing I used to work in the deli at yes the Big W I never chased a customer with a knife but on a couple of occasions I pulled one out and said Do you want me to start cutting you, or the meat?"

That terrified look in their eyes, that was worth it it was so worth it. 😋😋😋
chuck7882 · 61-69, M
I know the feeling
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Freeranger · M
Shaking my head, you DO realize that, threatening, whether in the wor
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mayguy · 46-50, M
@DancesForJabba Thankfully, that dude is lonnnnnng goooooone, huh? 😂
Convivial · 26-30, F
There's always the old fall back, their fingers caught in a fire door...a small sacrifice on their part...
plungesponge · 41-45, M
Load up The Sims and kill virtual versions of your coworkers through toilet deficiency
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
Just be grateful you're not Lizzie Borden.
@Sidewinder Who is that?
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@DancesForJabba Some girl who murdered her parents back in the 1800's. There was even a poem about it. "Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. And when she realized what she'd done, she gave her father forty-one."
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
A lollipop :- )

It's undervalued in our modern world. a good lollipop can hit just the right spot : -)
SW-User
@MartinTheFirst I don't like lollipops 😮‍💨😮‍💨
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
[c=002673]Another successful week! [/c]
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Have you picked up your trophy yet?
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
Go streaking?
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
You get a smelly sticker
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@Freeranger Dumbass

 
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