I’ve gone another week without slaying my coworkers with a fire axe.How should I reward myself for this ongoing display of breath-taking patience and perseverance?
Damn it!! I’ve ruined my bad girl rep by accidentally selling my soul to Santa…And now I’ve got 12 months of making toys in a elf workshop and eating candy canes for every meal…😕
Why are people loosing their shit about censorship on Twitter? If you don’t like it, don’t use a Twitter.It’s social media. Not anything life changing. Get a grip.
Americans: We are the most Christian nation. Me: Yeah? What did you do for Easter? Americans: NothingWelcome to the heathen crowd. (1)
Why do people ask to speak to the manager? Managers don’t know anything - haven’t you ever worked anywhere before??
Somewhere there’s a tree providing you with oxygen to breath. I think some SWers owe it an apology for wasting it’s time.
A women stands in the street screaming obscenities at her kids, then when people look she yells “all these racist white people staring” BrilliantWe’re not staring because you’re black, we’re staring because you’re a terrible parent. Some people have no shame
How is it people who have blocked me ask me their fetish questions in DM as if they can’t remember, and get frustrated I can’t reply?Surely if I’m blocked, the block goes both ways?
Nothing to do but game until it’s time to go out tonight. This morning I killed Romans, I’ll order in food, and then I’ll kill vikings.Then tonight it’s drinky time (1)
Some folks are born made to wave the flag . Ohhh They're red, white and blueIt ain’t me, it ain’t me…
