I prayed for a new car. But god doesn’t work like that. So I’ll steal one and pray for forgiveness.

That's the great thing about christianity. You can do whatever you like; spend your entire like being a complete and utter arse. So long as you believe in Jeebers, all will be forgiven. 😇

God will forgive, but the state police might not. :)

Great Plan 😁

That...might work. 🤔

OMG. Am I the only one left with a moral standing?

No dont do that.. But everything happens for a reason hun just like me being single 8 years come januray.. Yeah that gets old to but theres always a purpose for everything

nice attempt at humour.

Oh My

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