Damn it!! I’ve ruined my bad girl rep by accidentally selling my soul to Santa…

I mean... my current job doesn't provide candy canes.

I guess the question is: Just what KIND of toys will those be???

that *)*( fine print in the contracts - and you thought it was a gym membership!

Make them as fast as you can

Well that sounds pretty bad though. Maybe he will put you in charge of coal mining.

You'll survive -- and maybe you can slip a few naughty photos into the toys so the kids will find them and get you back on the bad girl track?

You might also fall in love with a cute elf there , and stay there forever

Sounds like it's time to sneak in messages asking for help to as many presents as you can.

Darn dyslexia. It's how my friend ended up praying to dog.