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I mean... my current job doesn't provide candy canes.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
that *)*( fine print in the contracts - and you thought it was a gym membership!
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
I guess the question is: Just what KIND of toys will those be???
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Make them as fast as you can
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
You'll survive -- and maybe you can slip a few naughty photos into the toys so the kids will find them and get you back on the bad girl track?
chrisCA · M
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Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
Well that sounds pretty bad though. Maybe he will put you in charge of coal mining.
Popobandar1993 · 26-30, M
You might also fall in love with a cute elf there , and stay there forever
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
Sounds like it's time to sneak in messages asking for help to as many presents as you can.
LordShadowfire · M
Darn dyslexia. It's how my friend ended up praying to dog.