I’ve gone another week without slaying my coworkers with a fire axe.

Okay it all depends on what you're doing I used to work in the deli at yes the Big W I never chased a customer with a knife but on a couple of occasions I pulled one out and said Do you want me to start cutting you, or the meat?"

That terrified look in their eyes, that was worth it it was so worth it. 😋😋😋