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Going to temple cuz its on a jewish holiday :( sorry stray but happy birthday <3 i love you
Straylight · 31-35, F
@TryingtoLava Just time travel to my birthday later. 🤗
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@TryingtoLava Right? Nothing like celebrating with a 25 hour fast. Shanah Tovah!
SophSmiles · 22-25, F
Human sacrifice
Straylight · 31-35, F
@SophSmiles The gift that keeps on giving.
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
It was national lesbian day a few days ago and you didn't post about it so idk what to do with my life now
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Straylight · 31-35, F
@HijabaDabbaDoo That’s a poser lesbian day. My birthday is the real international lesbian day. 😤
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
@Straylight You're excused this time. Do you have any plans?
Straylight · 31-35, F
@HijabaDabbaDoo Going out to dinner with the fam
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Eat a cake. 😌
Straylight · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle Still a dangerous question. 😏
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Straylight I confess that I initially read this post as simply being one more of your hilarious non sequiturs!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Straylight · 31-35, F
@DrWatson Thank you ☺
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
I'm baking a cake, but not just any ordinary cake. But a cake of Straylight worthiness. It will be a 20 feet tall, 30ft wide, and it will weighs well over 20 tons. Get this, The cake will have 20 layers and with every favor ever made
Ahh screw it your getting this cake instead
Happy Birthday Straylight Make It A Good One
Ahh screw it your getting this cake instead
Happy Birthday Straylight Make It A Good One
Straylight · 31-35, F
@HumanEarth Most of the first one would probably end up in the freezer anyway.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
How did I miss this? I`m so sorry.
*ahem*
*ahem*
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear @Straylight
Happy Birthday toooooooooo yooooooooooooou
I hope you had a wonde3rful day and got spoiled.
🥰🌹🎈🎂🎼🎶🎵💖🎈
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear @Straylight
Happy Birthday toooooooooo yooooooooooooou
I hope you had a wonde3rful day and got spoiled.
🥰🌹🎈🎂🎼🎶🎵💖🎈
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Degbeme Thank you! And I’m spoiled every day. 😌
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
Cocaine
Straylight · 31-35, F
@GlitterEater It’s an all occasion drug.
Rubbing my tiddy tips for 3 minutes before bed time daily like clockwork
Straylight · 31-35, F
@DrScissorhands Video for historical record.
@Straylight Of course. Happy born day Ms Light
robingoodfellow · M
Scare a group of campers out of the woods
Straylight · 31-35, F
@robingoodfellow Going the traditional route.
robingoodfellow · M
@Straylight I believe in keeping traditions alive
NerdyPotato · M
Heart this post and comment on it. 😌
Straylight · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato It’s what I always wanted!
NerdyPotato · M
@Straylight you're welcome, and happy birthday!
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
I came here to say happy birthday 🎂
Straylight · 31-35, F
@caPnAhab Thank you ☺
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Happy birthday
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
✂ arts n crafts
slorollin · 41-45, M
I submitted all the forms and documents to the "declare it a national holiday" people and just waiting for the approval 👍
Straylight · 31-35, F
@slorollin Finally someone taking initiative.
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
I’m turning off all the lamps and opening the shades. Living by stray light only.
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
I signed you up for the next season of Naked and Afraid.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Longpatrol I’d try it out. 🤔
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
Congratulations on another trip around the 🌞.
HB Light Stray 🎂
HB Light Stray 🎂
Straylight · 31-35, F
@KiwiBird Thanks 😊
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Now why would we celebrate human made light pollution? 🙃
🎉🎈🎇 Ⱨ₳₱₱Ɏ 🎆🎈🎊
฿łⱤ₮ⱧĐ₳Ɏ!
🎈🎈
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฿łⱤ₮ⱧĐ₳Ɏ!
🎈🎈
🎂
HannahSky · F
I think there's the annual parade.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@HannahSky As there should be. 😌
HannahSky · F
@Straylight happy birthday 🎂
Pfuzylogic · M
Search for my Neuromancer Novel and celebrate William Gibbons! 😁
Vin53 · M
I'm gonna party like its 1999! A February Monday 1999.
Happy B'Day!
Happy B'Day!
Vin53 · M
I'm making waffles!
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Vin53 With blueberry syrup? 👀
Vin53 · M
@Straylight ofc. 🫐
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Happy (belated) birthday, Stray!!
🎂🎂🎂
Straylight · 31-35, F
@sarabee1995 Thank you! ☺
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
depends when it is O.O
Straylight · 31-35, F
@AllelujahHaptism Today 👀
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
@Straylight todays almost over here -_-
so not alot really, sorry
so not alot really, sorry
4meAndyou · F
Have a wonderful birthday!!!
Straylight · 31-35, F
@4meAndyou Thank you ☺
Classified · M
Happy birthday 🥳
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Classified Thank you ☺
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
When is that be? 😮
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ChiefJustWalks It was Saturday
AnnabelleLeigh · F
Happy Birthday!
Straylight · 31-35, F
@AnnabelleLeigh Thank you! ☺
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I will acknowledge my inner lesbian.
Sojournersoul · M
Happy birthday.
greensnacks · 31-35, F
Stray
Straylight · 31-35, F
@greensnacks Green
greensnacks · 31-35, F
@Straylight I was saying, I would stray 😂
Lugwho · 56-60, M
Present is in the post
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
[20SecondNood.gif]
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Happy birthday! 🎈🥂😌
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
i will eat all your food :D
UndeadSona · F
About to sleep
SUPERVlXEN · F
Doughnut time 😌
bijouxbroussard · F
Sounds like an excuse to make gumbo. But seriously, Happy Birthday ! 🎂🥂🛍🎁🎊🎉
Straylight · 31-35, F
@bijouxbroussard You’re right though.
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
??
Tumbleweed · F
MethDozer · M
Wait for the nudes
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer None yet. 😒
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