Type “Florida man” and your birthday and tell us what news story you get. For Florida man...

Murmurs · 31-35, F

Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

Authorities said they found a gun under the passenger's seat while searching the car and discovered the drugs while searching the passenger.

25th December

calicuz · 56-60, M

"Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs "Strange Dance" At McDonald's. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing"

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Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her down stairs

NerdyPotato · M

Florida man allegedly pulled out machete when karaoke song denied

“Unfortunately, Jordan’s actions didn’t earn him another song on stage, but they did win him a trip to ‘Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge’ where every night is open mic night and he can sing any song he wants all night long!!” Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey joked on Facebook.

jackjones68 · M

Deputies: Florida man buys $140,000 Porsche with check printed from home computer

WALTON COUNTY, Fla. (WSVN) — A Florida man is facing charges after he was accused of using a fake check to buy a luxury car and trying to buy expensive watches.

The Walton County Sheriff’s Office announced the arrest of 42-year-old Casey William Kelley, this past Thursday.

Casey William Kelley (Courtesy: Walton County Sheriff’s Office)
Investigators said Kelley bought a Porsche 911 Turbo from a dealership in Destin using a fake check written for $139,203.05 on July 27. The vehicle was later reported stolen to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office.

Detectives said the next day, Kelley presented a check for $61,521 to a jeweler in Miramar Beach when he tried to buy three Rolex watches. However, the jeweler kept the watches until they could determine if the check would cash.

4th August

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

It wasn’t a crime.. it was love.

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

Just a few

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery, report says

Deceased · M

For Feb 26
Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek

Matt85 · 36-40, M

A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas 😄😄

sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP

Mine is:

but my friend had the best one ever!

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Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriend’s lover ‘hiding inside,’ police say

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

Is this a scam to get everyone's birthday?

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How does this work?? Is there no day in the year when some man from Florida has not done something weird??

nonsensiclesnail · F

The newest for Feb.18th
Florida Man Trying To Kill "Demons" Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree

Much better than the guy with a big snake walking around Jacksonville.

Ferric67 · M

He might not have been wrong

ElwoodBlues · M

Why should Florida men get all the glory???

Florida Woman Sentenced After Pulling Gator From Pants During Traffic Stop

Florida woman upset over tomato thickness throws Whopper, shouts racial slurs, police say
Charge upgraded to felony because of slurs, records show

Florida woman allegedly beats farting father

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Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets: police

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Turtlepower · 36-40, M

Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald's employee over not getting a straw, police say

Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25

What the heck is the second story

HootyTheNightOwl

Mine was a story on animal cruelty... and no, I won't share that.

scooogy · 31-35, MVIP

Florida man 10th of august: how would you feel with having your birthday around Christmas and maybe you're even single again.

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

Persephonee · 22-25, F

"Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger" 15th May

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-cheeseburger

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pancakeslam · 46-50, M

Florida man pulls out machete after bar refuses to let him sing another karaoke song: deputies
By FOX 35 News StaffPublished April 6

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This is mine😳😩

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

A 34-year-old man in Tampa did not have a damn good reason for calling 911 eighty times last Sunday. Jarvis Carlton Sutton wanted Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed, and he wanted police to bring them to him.

How high was this man?