Type “Florida man” and your birthday and tell us what news story you get.

For Florida man October 12th:
Deputy cleared for shooting naked Florida man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him.

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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

A 34-year-old man in Tampa did not have a damn good reason for calling 911 eighty times last Sunday. Jarvis Carlton Sutton wanted Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed, and he wanted police to bring them to him.

How high was this man?