Type “Florida man” and your birthday and tell us what news story you get.

For Florida man October 12th:
Deputy cleared for shooting naked Florida man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him.

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SW-User

How does this work?? Is there no day in the year when some man from Florida has not done something weird??

sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP

@SW-User You don't know Florida, do you? No, there is no day where this doesn't work. And for most days there are multiple options to choose from.

SW-User

@sarabee1995 I have never particularly wanted to visit Florida even though so many of my countryfolk go there every winter. I am getting the impression that my instincts are sound!

sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP

@SW-User I'm not a huge fan of heat and humidity, but Florida does have some nice places. I had a condo in Saint Augustine for a few years. It's absolutely gorgeous there. But you gotta go the right time of year.