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Murmurs · 31-35, F

Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

Authorities said they found a gun under the passenger's seat while searching the car and discovered the drugs while searching the passenger.

25th December

Straylight · 31-35, F

@Murmurs
Sir, you have drugs around your penis.

They’re not mine. 😬

Murmurs · 31-35, F

@Straylight Maybe he just had another man's penis in a bag or something

Straylight · 31-35, F

@Murmurs Any thing is possible there.