Apparently, the SW sponsors are under the impression I'm a professional sniper in the employ of Santa Claus (1)
Just learned about a bunch of videosThat went viral during Christmas. I removed myself from social media over the last two weeks to just disconnect and focus on the things that were personally important. So when I heard of these videos today, I have to admit, wtf is wrong with... See More »
When I tell people that I don't believe in Santa Claus, I've never had anyone call that a belief system.
Our daughters decided to sleep in the same room on Christmas EveWhich created a small logisitical challenge for Father Christmas 🎅 The man of the moment was stumbling around in the dark trying to find somewhere safe to leave the girls' stockings. The 15 year old woke, whispered "is that a cat?", and shone a... See More »
Christmas wasn't that badDrank whiskey with ice... who knew ice helps make it easier to drink. ((I don't drink much, as you can see!)) Listened to Spotify all day, mostly 90s music, debated if Santa was real, he would have an insulin pump for the amount of cookies and milk
Did u get any Christmas gifts this year ? 🎂🎀🎁🎇🎆I got a new wallet..jeans....belt...socks...watch....and next week a new phone 📱. 🙂 What did Santa get you. ☺ (1)
TW ::Dad joke"🌽"I can't believe this," says Santa to Mrs. Clause."Yesterday I said we needed sleigh wax, and today I'm getting ads for sleigh wax!" "I'm sorry honey," says Mrs. Clause, "but I'm not surprised." "Not surprised?" asks Santa. "What do you expect?" she says. "You accept all the cookies!
4 festive songs I found todayI was gonna try to find 12, but I can't find that many that I like Tchotchke & The Lemon Twigs - "Tchotchkes" (Official Video) A GAY IN A MANGER --- RIP DIVINE (2025) Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby (Official Audio) Tom Waits - "Christmas Card... See More » (4)
Got A New Christmas Song For Y'all It Called "Sump’n Claus"Hey, yo. What up, man? How was the concert? It sucked. Me and my buddies got busted for drinking in the parking lot. Santa's not bringing me anything this year Aw, don’t worry about it, man. You'll always get a visit from Sump'n Claus Who’s that? Ye... See More »
For clarificationWhenever I say Santa didn't bring me anything I mean that literally, I got some nice things from family relatives, none of which are Santa. I hope this clears it all up.
Well It Finally Happened !Christmas in Hawaii...... Santa and his Reindeer have finally arrived...YeeeHaaa! Merry Christmas to all...! For the last time....,Stop using that whip...! (3)
A Pumpkin Patch Christmasoh, what a wonderful day a wonderful day, yes indeed with its blue skies and its warm sunshine oh yes, what a wonderful day Christmas time in the pumpkin patch Its where I grew up, you see with mother and father and all my family friends and... See More »
In my capacity as a Potato God 🥔😇 Wishing everyone a Happy Christmas 🥔🥴Potato Santa Claus came to potato house and left potato presents 🥔🥴 This means potato was on the good potatoes list 🥔🥳 (1)
Merry Christmas I found this on Google. I thought those of you with kids especially would enjoy this. It’s what Santa does after delivering gifts (1)
How did your kids finally find out about the truth about how Santa works and what age were they when they found out? Poll (0) See Poll OptionsAs the title asks - How did your kids finally find out about the truth about how Santa works and what age were they when they found out? Did they... See More »
Wishing it was 1976 again.Maybe not that particular year but back then I was a little guy - I still believed in Santa and the magic of Christmas. Reality has jumped up amd sunk it's teeth into my behind. Now, the magic is gone and I have to deal with estrangement and the pain... See More »
🎄🚨 CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON – HAGGIS SPOTTED OVER SYDNEY 🚨🎄Christmas is officially happening. Reports from Down Under confirm Rùadholf and the Highland Haggis Sleigh Team have been spotted tearing across the Sydney Opera House, marking the first confirmed Southern Hemisphere delivery. But it hasn’t been sm... See More » (1)
