I'm sorry" and "I apologize" usually mean the same thing.But not at a funeral. Further, Math is hard, 15+15 is thirty… But 16+16 is thirty too...math jokes make me number😒
The happy couple with Cry-Baby-trump inappropriately dressed in violation of the professional dress code for the Pope's funeral... (1)
Buried another friend todayThird funeral thyear already, that's enough now. This was Pete's funeral song (1)
From Giorgia Melloni’s FB postAt the end of the funeral ceremony at St. Peter and the procession that accompanied the coffin of Pope Francis along the streets of Rome to the Basilica of Santa Maria Maggiore, I would like to emphasize the great effort made and the extraordinary... See More »
The Vatican closes the Sistine Chapel to the public and prepares for a papal conclaveThe Vatican is closing the Sistine Chapel to the public as part of its preparations for the the conclave to elect the next pope after the death of Pope Francis. Exit tourists. Enter cardinals. The Vatican has closed the Sistine Chapel, where... See More »
Conclave politics begin with the question: Continue Pope Francis' radical legacy or change course?Cardinals this week will start in-depth discussions on planning the conclave to choose Pope Francis' successor. One of Pope Francis’ enduring legacies was that he greatly expanded the diversity of cardinals who will elect his successor, naming... See More »
I got fired from my job because .....I simply kept asking customers if they want the smoking or non-smoking section. It was at a funeral home and I guess I should have been asking if they wanted to be cremated or have a regular service
Pope funeral dress code: black. Trump: blue suit, blue tieHe texted on his phone, popped a piece of gum, farted and shat his depends during the ceremony as well.
Trump Broke Dress Protocol Why would he wear a blue suit to the Pope's funeral knowing that the protocol was for black. Down outright disrespectful, maybe because the late Pope didn't laugh and smile in his face like he did with other presidents. (2)
Home again from the streets by the VaticanWe live near the Vatican and we learned that the Pope mobile would be going past near by so we decided to go outside and to view the funeral on the large tv screens installed by the city. My daughter Chiara sat on my boyfriend’s shoulders so she... See More »
Last call For Alcohol Joke📣 (lay off Grandma)Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married, and has 12 children.....Then her husband dies. She remarries shortly after, and has another 15 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting... See More »
A very sad day begins a period of hopePope Francis first began talking about hope in the early years of his Papacy and he wrote a good deal of what many would call self-help books, one special one for a jubilee year that he declared early in the years. Indeed, the last book he published... See More »
So it is the Pope’s funeral tomorrow at tenThere will be thousands of people and lots of heads of state, princes and princesses, all kinds of nobility. The Papal police will be assisted by the carabinieri (my Dad’s force) and people like the American President and the British Crown prince... See More »
Three StrikesHi, my name is Nikki, and I am the daughter of a narcissist alcoholic. Man, that feels good to say out loud. You see most of my life I have brushed past the truth of who my mother is, made excuses for her, allowed her to treat me terribly and still... See More »
Plant Resurrection AdviceWhile I was on a week and a half vacation, the person who came to check on the cats a few times neglected to water my peace lily. 😭 When we returned, it had already dried up and looks like 97% dead. Normally I'd just toss it and mentally note that... See More »
Watching and waiting: customs and ceremonies surrounding death of a pope“Pope Francis has returned to the House of the Father.” Those sad words, read out by Cardinal Kevin Farrell, a former Bishop of Dallas, shortly after 10 a.m. local time yesterday morning echoed John Paul II’s final utterance in April 2005: “Allow me... See More »
Faithful begin filing past Pope Francis’s body lying in simple repose he requestedMourners have begun filling St. Peter’s Square to await their turn to pay their final respects to Pope Francis, whose remains will lie in state inside the basilica for the next three days prior to his funeral Mass on Saturday. In a ceremony steeped... See More »
Pope Francis’ body to lie in state until funeral on Saturday morningThe body of the late Pope Francis will be transferred to St. Peter’s Basilica on Wednesday to lie in state until his funeral on Saturday morning. The Holy See Press Office announced on Tuesday that Pope Francis’ funeral Mass will take place on... See More »
A couple of thoughts on trump and the PopeHaving heard how trump will attend the Popes funeral, I am wondering just how far trump will go to make this all about him.. I am also wondering about the back room politics going on from other nations NOT to be seated near him.. Finally. If... See More »
The Pope is displayed in his coffin ⚰What an ignominious thing to do to a man who has simply done his best to serve God and Holy Mother Church. He was a soft spoken man who struggled a little with languages he had not spoken in his home country, and although he tried he was not the... See More »
Too Late?,joke :::: My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem ..Funeral director, "Sir, it would cost about £25,000 if we send her home back to the UK or £500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem." Me:"Ship her home." Funeral director: "But sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can save money."... See More »
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Pope Francis Dead at 88From the Wikipedia: Pope Francis (born Jorge Mario Bergoglio; 17 December 1936 – 21 April 2025) was the head of the Catholic Church and sovereign of the Vatican City State from 13 March 2013 until his death. He was the first pope from the Society... See More » (1)
Painful Truth{ "is_ranking_enabled": true, "user_text": "You must be an alcoholic.", "headline": "How to make classic southern desserts the whole family can enjoy", "url":... See More »
One Piece Ch 1113{ "is_ranking_enabled": true, "user_text": "He deserves sympathy for his mental illness.", "headline": "Chris Watts Didn't Get Involved in Funeral of Wife, 2 Daughters Because He 'Knew Better': Source", "url":... See More » (3)
