I'm grateful for the service that allows me to speak to friends across the sea, even on my phone and I can hear them clear as a bell. That's just amazing.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
A noise-producing gun that could be aimed at nuisances where others couldn’t hear it so that the nuisance would go away. One example would be a neighbor’s bully cat that comes over to start violent fights with feral cats in the neighborhood. Wish that there was non-violent way to teach them to make them leave and stay away.
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@calicuz No, It would take a huge amount and it would dissolve with rain or snow. I don’t have money to throw away like that. I did put cheap cayenne pepper where the cats were messing around in my flower bed and that helped for a while… they probably got the red ass from it
acpguy · C
@cherokeepatti Killing feral cats is doing wildlife a favor as feral cats kill millions of songbirds every year in the USA. When I was younger and did a lot of hunting I made friends with out local game wardens and all of them told me to shoot feral cats any time I saw one as they killed more birds and other wildlife than foxes or coyotes.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@acpguy The ones around here rarely catch a bird. I have noticed they will kill snakes and frogs though. I don’t know if they’ll eat frogs. I have seen two calico cats around here, look very well fed so I think someone is just letting them outside when it’s not too cold. They are stalking the squirrels that are at the feeder. The squirrels are faster than they are. Hawks will catch song birds, I’ve seen it here when a hawk rammed into the house. Went outside to see what happened and hawk had a robin down in my flower bed trying to kill it. He saw me and grabbed the robin and flew over into the neighbor’s yard with it.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Restaurants that offer a variety of main courses with no salt or sugar added.
Just place saltshakers on the tables for people who wish to use them, or offer packets of salt the way In-and-Out Burger does.
Just place saltshakers on the tables for people who wish to use them, or offer packets of salt the way In-and-Out Burger does.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@DrWatson Sprinkling salt on some foods after they are cooked make the texture seem gritty.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@cherokeepatti True, but still I would like more salt-free options.
@DrWatson Just ask for no salt, they will accomodate
HumanEarth · F
A cellphone that doesn't track your every movement
A cellphone that doesn't record conversations in the room and it don't even need to be on
Do I need to go on or DO YOU GET THE IDEA HOW BAD CELLPHONES REALLY ARE.
A cellphone that doesn't record conversations in the room and it don't even need to be on
Do I need to go on or DO YOU GET THE IDEA HOW BAD CELLPHONES REALLY ARE.
@HumanEarth It stops tracking
HumanEarth · F
Trust me, It don't
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@DrWatson It needs only know you 'phone (not you, the instrument) is within range of a given relay station. If that is omnidirectional you can be in any direction from it, so can be in a sizeable area.
The syetem only needs identify what telephone is near which relay, not why, not where within a large circle, or what its user is doing.
The syetem only needs identify what telephone is near which relay, not why, not where within a large circle, or what its user is doing.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
beer for dogs
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@Matt85 https://www.petsathome.com/product/woof-and-brew-bottom-sniffer-beer-330ml/7123079P?productId=7123079&purchaseType=one-time&volume=330ml
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@AntisocialTroll "Bottom Sniffer" 🤣
@Matt85 [media=https://youtu.be/tonXBiPY93s]
Like I'd share my million dollar idea with you 🙄
4meAndyou · F
FULL size frozen tv dinners that contain ONLY meat and healthy veggies, WITHOUT gravies or cheese.
skmokisses · 46-50, F
Resealable cereal bags 🤯
skmokisses · 46-50, F
@NativePortlander1970 I mean, yeah I could do that.....but if they could then I wouldn't have the added expense of buying the big bags. I don't use anything more than the sandwich size on a regular basis.
@skmokisses They're reusable as long as it's dry cereal.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@skmokisses Just roll the top over - that's all I do and it works fine. If I want it a bit more secure I clip it with with a couple of clothes-pegs.
I use the emptied bags for wrapping bread and other foods.
I use the emptied bags for wrapping bread and other foods.
FlutteringWordsX · 41-45, F
Teleporting.
FlutteringWordsX · 41-45, F
@NativePortlander1970 This is literally time travelling....(too slow)
FlutteringWordsX · 41-45, F
@LordShadowfire Interesting. Then it's only a matter of time and development. Fantastic.
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
common sense.
calicuz · 56-60, M
Free rent. 😎
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@calicuz Oh, that's been invented. Just screw over your landlord until they can't make their mortgage payment, and then they lose the house and you end up homeless anyway.
Wait, that's a terrible idea.
Wait, that's a terrible idea.
calicuz · 56-60, M
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
The three seashells
Entwistle · 56-60, M
A remote control that works on women!
The lower volume and mute buttons would be very much appreciated by the worlds menfolk.
The lower volume and mute buttons would be very much appreciated by the worlds menfolk.
JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M
Republicans with Integrity.
Richard65 · M
Clean energy.
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@MarmeeMarch [media=https://youtu.be/Nu-nGZLuLro]
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Entwistle · 56-60, M
An app that automatically turns off the TV when adverts come on,then switches it back on the moment they end.
@Entwistle A better solution is a TV that has your channel playing multiple times while recording, It buffers for 30 minutes, when an ad comes on, it switches to a channel where the ads just ended so your show continues and you can't even tell.
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
A affordable three D TV, less than a $1,000. No headsets or special glasses either.
They can do it.
They can do it.
exchrist · 31-35
Money for melania.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Flying car that folds up into a briefcase.
Robot nanny named Rosie
Robot nanny named Rosie
HobNoblin · 36-40, M
Low boy trailers with adjustable width.
A toaster that toasts bread instantly.
sirweighsalot · 22-25, M
tiktok but porn
calicuz · 56-60, M
Entwistle · 56-60, M
A fan on the seat of a pair of trousers,whenever you fart it gets blown around so everyone can have a sniff.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
If you suggest it then you have invented it.....
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Completely 100% clean and renewable energy.
acpguy · C
Educating liberals / socialists so they realize that they are being and have been brainwashed by socialist controlled school systems and fake news.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
The Official John Olinger Nuclear Wank Machine