“Oh… right…” 😅

Whenever I'm going someplace with others and we're ready to go, I say, Let's rock n' roll.

It is all part of life's rich pageant.

Holy Cannoli

Oh dear.
Gosh darn it.
How peculiar.
How frustrating.
Fiddlesticks.
How jolly.

Seriously.

phukhoff

Pardon me, say again?

When texting

"just" I "just" did a litle gardening on Saturday. "I just finished work", " I was just looking at the sales numbers.." etc..

Fuck me sideways.

Congratulations.

In fact, I'm a little weird. I announced one day that that was going to be my catch phrase for the rest of my life.

i often use the phrase....why the eff did you block me....just like you who posted this question...is that you scorpio?

Uranus is in retrograde.

“ and I don’t give a fuck” lol

Holy Shit and WTF come to mind

Cuntlefish

Bloody Seppo's

“Suck it”
“Shawty”
“Eat my ass”

whatever

Cool your jets.
Slow your roll.
For fuck's sake. (FFS)

"Fecky doodle doo"
"You absolute numpty"
"Wazzock"
"As much use as a wickerwork bedpan"
"Well fit bloke"
"Brains of a rocking horse"

Kog dont care

“what the fuck”

"damn" 🤣 or the extended version, "dammiiiit"

My daughter repeats it if she hears me though so I'm trying to knock it off 😭

fiddlesticks

*You knew what this was

*It can't happen this way.

*That's a hard row to hoe right there!

*Okie dokie!

*Guess I'm out of the butt and into the fuck

*Butt fuckingly ugly

And various other things. I joke around all day long lol

All sorts’

This is why your mom doesn't love you

I repetitive use certain words or phrases alot. I like using 'teeming over' whenever it fits somewhere. I say Who baby doh? here and there for my own amusement. A lot of other stuff. I'm a bore oh well

Fuck that

There are no words in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of man