I feel like if people were to watch me close enough they would know that I’ve been alone a lot 😂😂😂I not only talk to myself but I talk as if there is someone in front of me. I’m expressive and everything. It’s not loneliness, I’m just secluded. I just demolished a whole entire Vietnamese meal and coffee. I feel like a smug queen. I’m... See More »
If I ever end up in jail this is what I want you to send me through commissaryA pack of Lotus Walkers mini shortbread fingers Biscoff cookies (or the creamy cookie butter) Pirouline dark chocolate crème filled wafers, you know them thangs that look like straws? Nutter butters, yes. Hot Cheetos. And no I’m not... See More »
It’s like a social experiment at this pointI notice that when I actually try to be like everyone else at work and get all extra personable & animated to get that xtra tip, nobody tips me. But when I’m my normal “it is what it is” self I do get tipped? Moral of the story is, just do you 💀.... See More »
I gave my baby brother a dollar and he said “the people on the money are ugly”I looked over at him and saw him holding it up and staring at it in disgust
My ex crush says this 3 mins after she clearly saw me walk past her. I even said hi.“You’re here today?” Me: …*nods my head up and down* She’s very much “Oh, I didn’t see you there because you’re not important fyi”
I hate being called cheap, you mean smart with my money?Cheap is when my uncle offers to treat us and only buys one pizza box for 10 people. Or when he’d invite to the dollar movies and say no when I wanted popcorn or snacks. And no he wasn’t poor and trying to do the best he could lol but thanks unc... See More »
Posted up at Waffle House since my job closed cause of rain.This is a blessing cause I only had one day off and if I wanted to pick up at my other job, I could lol
I’m tired of being careful about everything. None of this matters when I die, none of this is permanent.And if everything goes down hill, I’ll finally get that push to move to a different state and start a whole new life. I want to listen to my impulses for once.
I know all the music I’m hearting right now while high is going to be deleted tomorrow.I just know me
Me *gets out the shower*My cat: *realizes I’ve washed off her scent* My cat: Oh hell nah My cat: *starts thoroughly rubbing against my legs* My cat: don’t do it again
I was really 13 on MySpace talking to men in their mid 20’sThey were actually respectful tho surprisingly lol. I think I was in a relationship with one and the flirtiest thing I remember from that is making him laugh and him saying “u so silly boo” 😂
Nobody gets my anti-joke deadpan humor at this job.I used to retreat after several failed attempts but now I just sprinkle it in every other conversation to gauge where everyone is at and move on quickly like it’s never been done.
I’ve always hated seeing people who wore crooked glasses and now look at me.I’ll get them fixed on Monday.
I love how my first thought to someone being rude to me at work is “maybe they’re feeling sick 🙂”With an added eye twitch
I’m not suicidal or anything. I’d really like to know how my life turns out.But I keep thinking about how pointless everything is 😂😂😂. Maybe I’m deficient in a vitamin again hold on
I haven’t seen my uncle in a hot minute. I came in to watch after my grandma for the night.The door was left open for me so I slid on in, turned the kitchen lights on and plopped right onto the couch. Uncle: *walks out of his room and looks at me just texting on my phone looking as comfortable as ever* And You’re supposed to be watching g... See More »
Serving is really not for me. I don’t know why I keep doing it 😂.Even though I find people generally draining and annoying I’m still a people person. I don’t like to see someone struggling alone or grieving alone or going through hardships. I really do want just pour love and understanding into this world. I... See More »
Everyone got emotional when I said I’d stay with my grandma for a night.I didn’t know my hatred towards her was affecting anybody haha.
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