I like observing couples. I know they say communication is key, but I think I’d rather leave lolLike when I found out that girl wasn’t washing her ass right, I left mentally first. I’m not going to tell a grown woman to wash their ass better. I’m leaving.
Wanna watch me make ramen ?No you can’t have any but you can watch. Grab the eggs from the fridge and hand me the muenster cheese cause I guess you can participate too
My ex crush acted so nonchalant when I said bye to her.Me: Bye (blank) I’m gonna miss your grumpy ass. Her: oh, you’re going on vacation? *pretending to not know* Me: Yeah. *starts walking out* Her: *as dryly as possible* see ya. Girl, your pride will be the death of you.
Tried watching a movie last night and 10 mins later i was falling asleep.The movie wasn’t boring, I’m just getting old. *begins to write my will*
My resume looks too good. Now they’re going to expect too much of me 😂I’d rather be thought not much of and surprise people than lay all my cards on the table outright. Literally my favorite thing to do.
Hearing about a past friend still repeating the same cycles that caused me to distance myself.They can say they can never make me happy or call me bitter all they want. Your other friends let you smooth things over with a singular kind gesture or a melty smoothie. But I’ll be the one to let you know that your actions can have permanent c... See More »
Being a stand in for the usual bartender is just a humiliation ritual fr frThose members were so mad at me when I closed the bar at the scheduled time for me to close the bar yesterday. You come in 9 minutes after close? It was like an angry mob and all I heard was “where is so & so! She would never close the bar down... See More »
Want to help me come up with excuses as to why I’m calling off tomorrow?I have one but I’d still like to know what the audience comes up with.
I accidentally made our Bloody Mary mix too spicy.At least it has a good flavor. Definitely tastes better with vodka.
Everything feels so up in the air right now. What am I supposed to do next? I hate not having all the answers lol
Im serving this tables plates and they’re moving nothing out of the wayYeah let me just grab your phone and set it to the side for you, also your utensils? Let’s move those over here along with the menu we’re not putting back in its place.
I fall in love with every rental car I’ve ever had.I love testing out each one that catches my eyes to get a bigger picture of what I want for myself in the future. I miss u baby.
I’m on a massage chair and I swear it’s trying to go up my assI don’t remember this feature being available
It was a failing thermostat and my alternator was coming apartI’m just glad I’m getting this over with.
It’s Father’s Day? Now work is either going to be really busy or dead. The suspense is killing me.Also do I celebrate this with my real dad that ignored my needs for most of my life but now seems to feel bad about it. Or the one that actually tries to have conversations with me and checks my car when it sounds off? What do dads like? I’m not g... See More »
Sometimes I get depressed when I think about my anxiety not getting any better. I thought putting myself out there would make it go away lolI have the chattiest job ever for someone like me. I’ve shown myself that I can push myself and do things, and yes, I’m impressed with how far I can go and how much I can push myself, but anxiety doesn’t magically go away after doing all these... See More »
