I was really 13 on MySpace talking to men in their mid 20’sThey were actually respectful tho surprisingly lol. I think I was in a relationship with one and the flirtiest thing I remember from that is making him laugh and him saying “u so silly boo” 😂
Nobody gets my anti-joke deadpan humor at this job.I used to retreat after several failed attempts but now I just sprinkle it in every other conversation to gauge where everyone is at and move on quickly like it’s never been done.
I’ve always hated seeing people who wore crooked glasses and now look at me.I’ll get them fixed on Monday.
I love how my first thought to someone being rude to me at work is “maybe they’re feeling sick 🙂”With an added eye twitch
I’m not suicidal or anything. I’d really like to know how my life turns out.But I keep thinking about how pointless everything is 😂😂😂. Maybe I’m deficient in a vitamin again hold on
I haven’t seen my uncle in a hot minute. I came in to watch after my grandma for the night.The door was left open for me so I slid on in, turned the kitchen lights on and plopped right onto the couch. Uncle: *walks out of his room and looks at me just texting on my phone looking as comfortable as ever* And You’re supposed to be watching g... See More »
Serving is really not for me. I don’t know why I keep doing it 😂.Even though I find people generally draining and annoying I’m still a people person. I don’t like to see someone struggling alone or grieving alone or going through hardships. I really do want just pour love and understanding into this world. I... See More »
Everyone got emotional when I said I’d stay with my grandma for a night.I didn’t know my hatred towards her was affecting anybody haha.
I kind of want to actually try dressing up for Halloween this year.But everything in spirit Halloween is just not ittttt
*Me walking in with boneless wings at 2am last night*Me *changes into my pajamas before I start to chow down* Her: *Peeks around the corner* Your betrayal didn’t go unnoticed. Me: What? Her: *Goes back into her room* Me: *knocks on her door* What are you talking about ? Her: GET OUT It was... See More »
Awww. I just started at this job and my new coworkers are already including me. I got invited to Halloween horror nights lol.It’s definitely not like my other job. Everyone acts so pretentious there. Everyone was nice to me as a food runner until I was forced to become a server by a manager that took a liking to me and put me under his wing. I begged him to reconsider... See More »
At the heart of it all. Lowkey I have the music taste of a drag queen with all these emotional ballads from the greats.
What song do you have in a loop playing in your head ? Mine is Conspiracy by Paramore.Satisfying vocal stim.
Idk why I get so quiet around new people. I hate it but I can’t help it.Sorry I’m just assessing you.
My friend’s persistence in trying to talk to me when I’m clearly not in the mood amazes me.I take hints very well. She takes hints very well and tries again tomorrow. Love her to death but I don’t feel the need to talk to my friend’s everyday 😂. Anyways looks like she messed up again and needs more advice she’ll never take.... See More »
My fav coworker is in Italy right now bragging about how much better the food is over there. We’re both foodies.My fomo is so bad right now I’m about to block her.
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