I still remember that one time when I was laid up with this girl and she turned her head at me and said “forgive me for what I’m about to do”

It was said in the softest tone and she just batted her eyes at me while also looking really guilty.

My blood started boiling because I thought she was going to confess she cheated or something but I kept an outside calm demeanor. Probably only so she’d feel safe to continue telling me what she’s on about 😂.

But nah, she just covers my ears with her hands and blows ass loudly.