Christmas cakeWere going to hide the cake from aunty Maureen, she's going to be absolutely hammered with how much brandy I spiked it with. (1)
ChristingleIt was our Christingle service this morning. This is a Christmas tradition that's very common in churches in the UK. It's a great way of sharing Jesus so I always try to invite friends and family. The Christingle orange symbolises the world. you... See More » (2)
And I wasn't even drunkJust had a mortifying moment of mammary materialisation. Yes one of my boobies popped out for an airing because I was doing big fish little fish cardboard box perhaps a little bit too energetically. Luckily I was surrounded by women and thank God... See More »
Friday night Poll (15) See Poll OptionsAnd the the lights are low, Looking out for the place to go, Where they play the right music, getting in the swing. You come to look for a... See More »
Random tearsI watch the news every morning and have a cuppa. This morning I followed my usual routine, switched the kettle on and turned the TV on. There was an advert for Coop funeral care. One phrase was all it took. "One final goodbye" random things like this... See More »
What's cooking in your house tonight?Massive pan of chicken curry with everything I found in my fridge thrown in ✅ Very annoying but very happy white boy pretending to sing Bollywood songs badly ✅ What's on your stove tonight? Will it be better than this? I don't think so but I... See More » (1)
Always singingI sing all the while. I even sing parts of conversations to a made up tune. 🎶".....How was your day at school....What would you like for tea?...." 🎶 I sing whilst I'm cleaning, cooking, in the bath or shower and also whilst I'm driving. Actually... See More »
Smoked haddock and prawn curryOne large onion (A good teaspoon of each of these spices) Turmeric Cumin Garam masala Coriander Ginger Chilli powder (or 1 fresh chilli) Medium curry powder Tablespoon of Sugar or sweetener Three fillets of smoked haddock, skin removed and cut... See More »