Patience

loving family

A liberal mindset and a basement apartment in my parents house.But I do have a great wife and common sense,

Facebook

Facebook.

it seems i’m not insufferably prone to jealousy/envy

...except, of course, in a romantic context; that's when it all comes out 🫠

problems

A TV in my bedroom, jewellery, pets and very many belongings.

Insanity

I was going to say high blood pressure, but that's not going to happen now.

At my age, children, grandchildren. 🥺

A telly.

A job

I'm older, so most likely modern technology. I guess

Bad credit

A beach house

A significant other

Mortgage or rent payments

Political angst.

Ability to reach the top shelf

Two real knees. Both of mine are artificial.

1. a car
2. a fridge
2. a Netflix account 😏

The fear of looking like a failure.

Vehicle driving skills

A sense of smell and a spleen

Functional body parts lmao

A decent attention span

Shingles

A microwave

Children
The ability to resist drugs and alcohol.

Credit card debt, a mortgage, a maxed-out line of credit, a car loan, poor health, bad teeth, no social life, no college-educated, unemployed kids living in my basement and living off me.

Blissful ignorance.

A tik tok account