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Rainandforest · 26-30, F
Free foods and shelter for 3 years
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Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Rainandforest You call prison food, food?
bhatjc · 46-50, M
@Queendragonfly Some times prison food is better than no food at all.
PhoenixPhail · M
@Rainandforest Yep, at the expense of the taxpayer.
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I would be PETRIFIED.
I was a correctional officer for about a year not including training. I have seen and been involved in some serious shit. I wouldn't know what to do if I was inmate. Just keep my mouth shut.
I was a correctional officer for about a year not including training. I have seen and been involved in some serious shit. I wouldn't know what to do if I was inmate. Just keep my mouth shut.
PhoenixPhail · M
@SW-User I wouldn't know what to do, either. Fortunately, I'll never have to go through that.
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
@SW-User Best move
bhatjc · 46-50, M
@SW-User You have seen things and heard things that no person should have gone thought. But if you were a former correctional officer. You would know. Former law enforcement officers to make it alive though prison. Usual put in the shoe for their own protection.
Rilyn · 31-35, F
At first it would be a disaster till you get used to the fact you don't have freedom any more but I'm resilient so I think I'd survive. At least that.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
I'd be the one who keeps to himself and reads his bible.
maturemuff1959 · 61-69, F
For me it would be about survival I have never been in prison, but I am familiar with the system it's not a joking matter I don't know about any other state, but for the state of NC anything up to a year maybe 2 its county jail anything above that and it state prison Im not trying to sound like a know-it all just saying its about survival and always watching yourself
mainvane · 61-69, M
@maturemuff1959you might hook up with some hot women inside...what do you know about lesbian prison sex?
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
The noise and lack of privacy would break me.
The wait would e like dying a slow death
The wait would e like dying a slow death
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
If you know how to move it's not as difficult as you think. There's more cameras everywhere now...which do not get me wrong it's action going to happen but the odds are even in the sky now...ppl have no real understanding.
RedBaron · M
@11knaves11 How do you know this?
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
@RedBaron I've spent time in prison and juvenile detention centers, listen this isn't bragging. This is humility. I beat odds. Statically I shouldn't be here. However I am. It's not easy. I had no infractions in any facilities I was in. I'm not a large man. It's a matter of being more mature than the individuals I was around.
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
@Lizzyishere all together 15yrs
PoetryNEmotion · F
I do not do illegal things because I would not like to be imprisoned.
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
I'd go insane and kill myself long before I could be killed.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
In an American prison. I would exercise in my cell and become the buff informant person who secretly helps new kids but is neutral to the bullies. If someone tried to bully me I'd frame them. I would read a lot too.
I'm my country the women jail is more like a dorm so I could just be myself and make friends and keep up with my hobbies.
I'm my country the women jail is more like a dorm so I could just be myself and make friends and keep up with my hobbies.
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
I’d become the leader
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Cubanheel15 · 56-60, M
I just I hope I leave prison with my arse intact
pride49 · 31-35, M
I'd suck all the dick
nudistsueaz · 61-69, F
Okay but wouldn't be enjoyable.
TexChik · F
It would suck. I can fight so hopefully I could keep from being bullied without having to join a gang.
pampersmom11 · 26-30, F
Not good
RedBaron · M
Just as bad as the time inside would be the aftermath, being on parole and living with a record and the social costs of that.
A lot of things people take for granted are closed off to ex-cons.
A lot of things people take for granted are closed off to ex-cons.
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I might not handle it well, if some one stabbed me.
Besides that I can stay in a place for few years what worries me is the life after prison.
Besides that I can stay in a place for few years what worries me is the life after prison.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
I wouldnt have a choice but to figure it out. I try hard not to commit crimes because I dont want to find out.
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
I did just fine
I just had to get to The Brawl In Cellblock 99
I just had to get to The Brawl In Cellblock 99
Torsten · 36-40, M
I went a whole year awaiting a court decision while being told i was going to prison for several years.
Honestly it sucked. what sucked though was waiting for the decision, by the end of it i was wanting to just go to prison to get the waiting over with.
I certainly dont think i would like prison in the slightest but i do think I would be okay
Honestly it sucked. what sucked though was waiting for the decision, by the end of it i was wanting to just go to prison to get the waiting over with.
I certainly dont think i would like prison in the slightest but i do think I would be okay
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
3 hots and a cot is not a bad retirement plan
MasterLee · 56-60, M
What if you were tortured in a pow camp
Nebula · 41-45, F
I'd be playing spades all night n day
Laur0090 · 100+
Come out stronger !!
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Sidewinder · 36-40, M
I'd be dead within the first week.
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
i would like to hope i would be able to become indispensable to all factions to survive my time, i can make friends easily, and can figure ways to get and do what i need to do and done, so i am certain i would not be the prisons cumsock
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
3 years is a long time, figure on 1.2 years and out if you don’t get in trouble. I don’t do well with cliques or groups, but I doubt the gangs would be very interested in a 65 year old tree hugging liberal. However I do have a lot of street sense.
Torsten · 36-40, M
I think i would do okay. Went through a full year of believing I was being sent to prison for several years when i was younger. I imagine that would have been far worse. I was wanting my trial to end and send me away just to get that over with
Bluebirdsonmyshoulder · 46-50, F
I think I’d be ok,
leahlikes · 18-21, F
not well tbh
Princessjen · 22-25, F
Not bad
RosaMarie · 41-45, F
Awful.
Thomas52 · 70-79, M
I think I'd struggle. I'd miss my cocoa at bedtime and I suspect some of the people in prison are not very nice if they don't get their own way.
KentuckyWildcats · M
Survival instinct kicks in and you learn to make a life for yourself however the dice are rolled.
Sooner you adapt to your new life and routine the easier it is.
Sooner you adapt to your new life and routine the easier it is.
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What lvl of prison? because there are high and low security and even jails within prison 😅
texasborn89 · 31-35, M
idk. hopefully well I'm good at keeping to myself and not talking to people
bhatjc · 46-50, M
On average. I would make it out alive.Not sure about the rest of the prisoners
PhoenixPhail · M
Not well at all. I would probably die there.
CoconutMilk · 26-30, M
Will there be chest sitting competitions?
Carissimi · F
Poorly. I don’t think I would survive.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
I couldn't sit down for three years!
I'd do what I had to to protect myself
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Not well, not well at all.
SW-User
Extended sentences
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
I would die there
I’d be alright.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
badly
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
Prison is not the place to be. But I've been in many a situation where I've came out unscathed, so maybe I could there too.
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