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MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating

MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating While Parked Near a Preschool: ‘I F*cked Up’

Randy Gene Kaufman was arrested for allegedly living up to his first name while in his Ford F150, as police claim they caught him tugging his tallywhacker in a parking lot.

He is a Republican candidate for the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board.
At this point, we should just assume all Republicans are pedos.
@Ryderbike [media=https://youtu.be/ILp5crGP1kk]
Tres13 · 51-55, M
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@BohemianBabe Now thats unfair.. Some Republicans only molest adults...😷
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Is there anything less relevant than the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board?
Are there even party affiliations for something like this...um...er...position?
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Ryderbike
Please continue with your irrational statements
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
PatKirby · M

CNN was good to Jeffrey Toobin, but after 20 years it was time for him to beat it. This was a time of growth for Toobin but apparently it's time to stretch himself even further.
PatKirby · M
[@DrBribes]
Emotional, are we? I knew you weren't a man.
TrashCat · M
@PatKirby LOL
Sorry I upset you

😂
PatKirby · M
[@DrBribes]

You still here?
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
because no one in the democrat party sends dick pics and sexts 15 year olds.... 🤔

@wildbill83 pre school pervert
ron122 · 41-45, M
The Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board?🤣 Is that the best you can do?
strongbow · 46-50, M
@ron122 Yeah no kidding, and considering epsteins island was a pedo haven for democrats over the decades, i'll bet the OP dumbass masturbated to that article seeins how excited he is about it..😂
@strongbow

"I certainly remember President Trump, his FLIGHTS (PLURAL) with Epstein happened before he was president."_Visoski, Pilot
“My brother and Trump were way closer than he would have you believe. They were tight, and served as each other’s wingmen.”_Mark Epstein, under oath
“Trump had his own plane but flew on Jeffrey’s plane on SEVERAL occasions”_Mark Epstein, under oath
Ynotisay · M
And here's one of his online diatribes. Perfect. As is the fact that he was caught in a pickup truck by a preschool. They're the ones "protecting" the kids, right? Fuck this dude.

“We are locked in an ideological war with the Godless/ progressive/ left-wing/ Marxist/ Democratic Party. These people are working towards nothing less than a totalitarian government they control. Not only do they seek to control our country but our state.”
windinhishair · 61-69, M
MAGAs love pedos and jerkoffs. He could still lose, but perhaps he will rise to the occasion. This will give him the hands-on experience he needs to be a true MAGA to achieve long, hard victories in the future.
He was parked near? How near is near and was he masturbating to children or something else? Bad judgement on his part if he parked in a parking lot adjacent to a preschool but was getting off to something else entirely. If he was masturbating because of the children or in the preschool parking lot then yeah disgusting.
Ynotisay · M
@midnightrose I read the police report out of curiosity. The police report said he was parked about 190 feet from a preschool with children outside. The report also said a bike passed him within eight feet. The guy stated he was watching interracial porn on his phone and wasn't aware it was a school. Said he only noticed it when the cop stopped him. I'm very sure the cops will figure this one out. Either way, he fucked up. Which are the words he used to the cop.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
You'd think he was screwing chicom spies or something
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@Ryderbike I get it, screwing chicom spies is ok with your ilk, eh?
@sunsporter1649 better to screw porn workers and sexually assault women …..
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@Ryderbike In the Oval Office
TrashCat · M
This is what he was jerking off to? Disgusting and Gross
Really · 80-89, M
the guy caught master baiting near a pre school.
Which masters was he baiting? 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂
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