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MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating

MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating While Parked Near a Preschool: ‘I F*cked Up’

Randy Gene Kaufman was arrested for allegedly living up to his first name while in his Ford F150, as police claim they caught him tugging his tallywhacker in a parking lot.

He is a Republican candidate for the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board.
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windinhishair · 61-69, M
MAGAs love pedos and jerkoffs. He could still lose, but perhaps he will rise to the occasion. This will give him the hands-on experience he needs to be a true MAGA to achieve long, hard victories in the future.
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