MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating

MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating While Parked Near a Preschool: ‘I F*cked Up’

Randy Gene Kaufman was arrested for allegedly living up to his first name while in his Ford F150, as police claim they caught him tugging his tallywhacker in a parking lot.

He is a Republican candidate for the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board.

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

midnightrose · F

He was parked near? How near is near and was he masturbating to children or something else? Bad judgement on his part if he parked in a parking lot adjacent to a preschool but was getting off to something else entirely. If he was masturbating because of the children or in the preschool parking lot then yeah disgusting.

Ynotisay · M

@midnightrose I read the police report out of curiosity. The police report said he was parked about 190 feet from a preschool with children outside. The report also said a bike passed him within eight feet. The guy stated he was watching interracial porn on his phone and wasn't aware it was a school. Said he only noticed it when the cop stopped him. I'm very sure the cops will figure this one out. Either way, he fucked up. Which are the words he used to the cop.