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MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating

MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating While Parked Near a Preschool: ‘I F*cked Up’

Randy Gene Kaufman was arrested for allegedly living up to his first name while in his Ford F150, as police claim they caught him tugging his tallywhacker in a parking lot.

He is a Republican candidate for the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board.
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ron122 · 41-45, M
The Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board?🤣 Is that the best you can do?
strongbow · 46-50, M
@ron122 Yeah no kidding, and considering epsteins island was a pedo haven for democrats over the decades, i'll bet the OP dumbass masturbated to that article seeins how excited he is about it..😂
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"I certainly remember President Trump, his FLIGHTS (PLURAL) with Epstein happened before he was president."_Visoski, Pilot
“My brother and Trump were way closer than he would have you believe. They were tight, and served as each other’s wingmen.”_Mark Epstein, under oath
“Trump had his own plane but flew on Jeffrey’s plane on SEVERAL occasions”_Mark Epstein, under oath