MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating

MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating While Parked Near a Preschool: ‘I F*cked Up’

Randy Gene Kaufman was arrested for allegedly living up to his first name while in his Ford F150, as police claim they caught him tugging his tallywhacker in a parking lot.

He is a Republican candidate for the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board.

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HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

Is there anything less relevant than the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board?

Are there even party affiliations for something like this...um...er...position?

Ryderbike

@HoraceGreenley pretty relevant if you’re a parents of the pre schoolers.

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

@Ryderbike Pre-schoolers in Community College?

Ryderbike

@HoraceGreenley

Sound familiar ? This is your guy

“We are locked in an ideological war with the Godless/ progressive/ left-wing/ Marxist/ Democratic Party. These people are working towards nothing less than a totalitarian government they control. Not only do they seek to control our country but our state.”

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

@Ryderbike I don't know who that is you are quoting. It sounds right, however.

independentone · M

@HoraceGreenley Apparently, reading comprehension isn't one of your strong suits. Go back and read the post again, slowly

Ryderbike

@HoraceGreenley the guy caught master baiting near a pre school.

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

@independentone The quote doesn't cite the person that made the statement.

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

@Ryderbike Considering that I've never heard of this person before, I wasn't going to assume that was one of his quotes.

Ryderbike

@HoraceGreenley he’s one of yours. His hypocrisy is precisely in line with every one of you brown shirts.

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

@Ryderbike

Please continue with your irrational statements

Ryderbike

@HoraceGreenley

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

@Ryderbike