MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating

MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating While Parked Near a Preschool: ‘I F*cked Up’

Randy Gene Kaufman was arrested for allegedly living up to his first name while in his Ford F150, as police claim they caught him tugging his tallywhacker in a parking lot.

He is a Republican candidate for the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board.

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PatKirby · M

CNN was good to Jeffrey Toobin, but after 20 years it was time for him to beat it. This was a time of growth for Toobin but apparently it's time to stretch himself even further.

Ryderbike

@PatKirby unknowingly on zoom compared to intentionally near a pre school.

You pedos sure make a lot of excuses

TrashCat · M

@PatKirby Now, he wasn't running for a political office was he? 😉

PatKirby · M

@TrashCat

No this rabid democrat was not, but this one's dad is currently resident of the White House...

Does this count?

TrashCat · M

@PatKirby Oh...I see. It's ok to have a guy who was is currently up for Rape, who was charged with 27 sexual assault charges, bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, and was named as a co-defendant along with Jeffrey Epstein as president? You're funny, bro

PatKirby · M

[@DrBribes]

Oh, so sorry! Did I touch a sensitive spot?

TrashCat · M

@PatKirby It seems I did 🤭

PatKirby · M

[@DrBribes]

Well, like they say when you piss of a democrat, you're doing something Right!

TrashCat · M

@PatKirby Since I voted for Trump in 2016, you have no legs top stand on. LOL

PatKirby · M

[@DrBribes]
Emotional, are we? I knew you weren't a man.

TrashCat · M

@PatKirby LOL
Sorry I upset you

😂

PatKirby · M

[@DrBribes]

You still here?