LOL I DID go to Police Explorers back when I was 17 years old and I had been doing Soo well my Instructor had my Polo shirt with my name and Badge in it and they where going to send me through the Academy and everything... But my kids Mom showed back up and wanted me to move back to Knoxville,Tn with her So i quit going and went with her and ruined that... But... And I DID do "Unarmed Security" for a while after I turned 18... But that was about it... No IF I was going to be a Cop I would want to be a Detective... My whole "Law and Order SVU Obsession" LOL but the Closest I have come to that is a Detective game on the Google Play store that the cases you solve are based on New York City LOL

Look, the car isn't mine and that's all I can say right now. Do you still want a lift? If so, we gotta move quick. 😐

We're friends, you know me...I'm a 70 year old retired attorney, a guy who gets drunk and stoned, posts nudes of myself and other men. I wouldn't be cop material.

Because I said so… trust me. 😌

Do I look like a cop?

@mindstruggle has my badge.

You're the cop

Cause..

What if I am?

You dont

You don’t. Just trust that I’m not.

I mean...

When have you ever seen me eat or even look at a Donut twice.

Because I told you I'm not a cop.

You don't! Do you Feel you are going to be caught in a sting operation today?

Because Im not beating innocent people for talking back to me.

That’s for role play with him … 🤫 ⛓

The Case Of The Missing Donuts | Bargearse

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I am 😐

Arrested you for being too small for the park ride 🤭

No badge, no wire, just plausible deniability.

When I put you in handcuffs and steal your wallet.

See I have a stash of cocaine in my butthole, would a cop do that?

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can a cop do THIS!?!


..oh damn