I love Christmas, but I’m stuck in a place where it is not celebrated 🎄🚫

BETRAY THEM ALL

I want you hereeeee.


I'd say..go to department that you're in? So that way cant say you didn't show uo.

Or don't go to either. Buy good food and something that makes you smile

Slide through both say hello and just keep it moving. That's what I would do just so they could say I was there

Make it like that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy has to pretend to go to two sleepovers at once and covers for it by pretending to constantly use the bathroom.

You don't have fairies so I'll just sneak you out a window and drive you between places.

ER and derm hating each other is very funny
If I come you don’t have to eat noodles alone👀

Can you go to both? Stay a little while at one and then sneak out to the other.

Either way you lose.

Derma - why did you leave us to go to er?

ER - why didn't you come see us first?

You can't win

Insist that they have their parties together so you can go to one party 😃

Who has the better food?

Go to both, eat the best food, leave without saying anything.

Just dress as a christmas tree and they won't tell of it's you