I love Christmas, but I’m stuck in a place where it is not celebrated 🎄🚫

And now I’m invited to two office parties at the same time by departments that hate each other. 🤯🫩

I feel like a double agent. Do I go to ER? Derma? Also, I feel like I will end up eating noodles alone in my apartment 🍜💀

Fook this sheit I'm out!