I love Christmas, but I’m stuck in a place where it is not celebrated 🎄🚫

And now I’m invited to two office parties at the same time by departments that hate each other. 🤯🫩

I feel like a double agent. Do I go to ER? Derma? Also, I feel like I will end up eating noodles alone in my apartment 🍜💀

Fook this sheit I'm out!

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SinlessOnslaught · M

Make it like that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy has to pretend to go to two sleepovers at once and covers for it by pretending to constantly use the bathroom.

You don't have fairies so I'll just sneak you out a window and drive you between places.