I love Christmas, but I’m stuck in a place where it is not celebrated 🎄🚫

And now I’m invited to two office parties at the same time by departments that hate each other. 🤯🫩

I feel like a double agent. Do I go to ER? Derma? Also, I feel like I will end up eating noodles alone in my apartment 🍜💀

Fook this sheit I'm out!

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Ferric67 · M

As someone who has skipped out of their holiday party for at least the last ten years...I'll tell you exactly how I would play it

Promise them both, ask for directions and maps...make them think that I am showing up
and then
I don't

jokes on them
those vile gallivanters