I’m happy with my wife. I have a crush on a few but it’ll just remain a crush.

Melissa McCarthy

Sydney Sweeney

Cobie Smulders and Danny De Vito. At the same time.

Millie Bobby Brown, Brie Larson, or Jennifer Lawrence

Keanu Reeves or Joshua Jackson

Jennifer Anniston

Jeffrey Dean Morgan 🤤

Cant afford them.

Margot Robbie

None. I do not have enough money for the fashion or dates cars and the like that they would expect. Hell, they have no clue what average citizens lives are like, so hell no not a one of them.

None of them. Nothing like the truth to ruin a crush, except with my wife, but then she's always been special.

Karen Gillan. All celebs cannot ever be dated by normal people like us, so they are pure unobtainium forever.

Haley McFarland. She’s not a big time celebrity, but she’s a TV actress and she’s adorable!

Twerkin' down the aisle naked with Miley at John Olinger's swingin' bachelor pad in Falakata.

None. I would hate the lack of privacy, even if she is rich.

Allison Janey. Ask me the two reasons why.

Tom hardy or mark wahlberg

Jason Bourne I mean Matt Damon 😏

Zac Efron.

Elon Musk

Lucy Lawless

None

Mila Kunis