I’m happy with my wife. I have a crush on a few but it’ll just remain a crush.

Melissa McCarthy

Cobie Smulders and Danny De Vito. At the same time.

Keanu Reeves or Joshua Jackson

Cant afford them.

Jennifer Anniston

Jeffrey Dean Morgan 🤤

Margot Robbie

None of them. Nothing like the truth to ruin a crush, except with my wife, but then she's always been special.

None. I do not have enough money for the fashion or dates cars and the like that they would expect. Hell, they have no clue what average citizens lives are like, so hell no not a one of them.

Twerkin' down the aisle naked with Miley at John Olinger's swingin' bachelor pad in Falakata.

Haley McFarland. She’s not a big time celebrity, but she’s a TV actress and she’s adorable!

None. I would hate the lack of privacy, even if she is rich.

Allison Janey. Ask me the two reasons why.

Tom hardy or mark wahlberg

Karen Gillan. All celebs cannot ever be dated by normal people like us, so they are pure unobtainium forever.

Jason Bourne I mean Matt Damon 😏

Sydney Sweeney

Seth McFarland

Zac Efron.

Lucy Lawless

None

Mila Kunis