The Bible tells us that the prophet Santa Claus, blessed be his name, will cross the globe giving presents to all the good little girls and boys.

Despite the regular threat of being shot down over Russian occupied Ukraine and Texas, our Lord saviour Father Christmas and his team of magical flying reindeer will make this magical trip, bring in love and joy to all.

Remember what Jesus said: He’s making a list, checking twice, he’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice. 🎄🎅🏻🎁

Morvoren · F

@Jake966 Not at all. It’s a book about a series of fictional events. Like The Cat in the Hat.

Jake966 · 56-60, M

@Morvoren I’m sure it is but please don’t associate it with The God Head or The Bible ?

CestManan · 46-50, F

He’s making a list, checking twice, he’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice. 🎄🎅🏻🎁

The implication is that bad kids won't have a nice Christmas. BUT...

When we were kids, did you ever notice how even the most rotten kids in the neighborhood always had a good christmas? Usually they ended up getting the best stuff too.