Things you’re not allowed to laugh at, just makes them funnier. PINNEDI was in a queue for a train ticket booth behind four friends - two white guys, a black guy and Middle Eastern guy. And in their boredom they were roasting each other in a manner that can only be described as wildly racist. But they were so quick and...See More »
This week I learned a friend of mine will almost be sick if I pretend to be sick. If I make vomit noises she’ll panic and start wretching… PINNEDAnd now it’s hard not to do it whenever I get bored…. I’m a terrible friend. 😐
Saw a guy getting a hard time off his wife on the train. I couldn’t help but catch his eye and blow him a kiss. Be strong, oh random guy on the train. We’re not all like that.
If a third or more of your posts are politics or religion, it’s safe to assume you have no personality.
The Bible tells us that the prophet Santa Claus, blessed be his name, will cross the globe giving presents to all the good little girls and boys.Despite the regular threat of being shot down over Russian occupied Ukraine and Texas, our Lord saviour Father Christmas and his team of magical flying reindeer will make this magical trip, bring in love and joy to all. Remember what Jesus said:...See More »
My work internet has gone down, all that works is clicking fodder giving random facts about Switzerland. So…🇨🇭1. Tina Turner gave up her US citizenship to become Swiss in 2013. 2. Switzerland can fit its entire population in nuclear bunkers if needed. 3. Switzerland has one of the highest qualities of life rating and the second highest GDP in the world. 4....See More »
Some guy took a pic of my feet today on his mobile. How random and weird! I don’t think he was expecting the flash to go off.I didn’t have to think about how I should reply because his wife (I assume) immediately started to beat the crap out of him.
Redbull tastes like acid reflux but has taken over the world. So I just need to think of a shitty harmful product and market it to yuppies.Then sail off into the sunset….
These people who decide their life is as struggle against “They/Them”…Is it because the normal pattern of life of finding a line of work you enjoy, finding someone to love and have fun with, making a home you’re happy and comfortable in, staying close and supportive of your family - hasn’t worked out for them? Do...See More »
Are all the folks who get annoyed about foreigners having opinions on American politics the same lot who are swiping at the Queens funeral? Sad times, you’re not the headline news for a week. Have a tissue. And considering the amount of Americans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders and people from the commonwealth and beyond who are in the queue to pay their respects, respect for...See More »
A guy PM’d me asking how I’d react if he shat himself in public. And after being ignored for a week he’s all “Hey babe, message me back.” You people…
