The Bible tells us that the prophet Santa Claus, blessed be his name, will cross the globe giving presents to all the good little girls and boys.

Despite the regular threat of being shot down over Russian occupied Ukraine and Texas, our Lord saviour Father Christmas and his team of magical flying reindeer will make this magical trip, bring in love and joy to all.

Remember what Jesus said: He’s making a list, checking twice, he’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice. 🎄🎅🏻🎁

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JesseInTX · 51-55, M

I noticed you left out the people and lands who are killing Christians and Jews. And why Texas May I ask?

ShellSeeker · F

@JesseInTX Santa decided who does and doesn’t get presents. Not me.

Texas? The incestuous simple hill folk.

JesseInTX · 51-55, M

@ShellSeeker I was talking about where Santa is dodging getting shot down. He has no worries traveling over Texas. And you obviously know nothing about this place.

ShellSeeker · F

@JesseInTX Sure I do. And I have the behaviour of Texans to go off.

JesseInTX · 51-55, M

@ShellSeeker the behavior of Texans? Do tell what your experience with our behavior is…

ShellSeeker · F

@JesseInTX We’ll I’ve met Texans when I was there. And then there’s every news story that begins “Texas Man…”

JesseInTX · 51-55, M

@ShellSeeker oh so no real experience just generalizing and stereotypes. Got it

ShellSeeker · F

@JesseInTX You’re suggesting the Texans I’ve met face to face is no experience? What a nut.

JesseInTX · 51-55, M

@ShellSeeker how many did you meet and spend time with? 3? 5? There’s over 29 million of us. You did a drive by. Let me guess….youre from NoCal, Oregon, or maybe Colorado.