The Bible tells us that the prophet Santa Claus, blessed be his name, will cross the globe giving presents to all the good little girls and boys.

Despite the regular threat of being shot down over Russian occupied Ukraine and Texas, our Lord saviour Father Christmas and his team of magical flying reindeer will make this magical trip, bring in love and joy to all.

Remember what Jesus said: He’s making a list, checking twice, he’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice. 🎄🎅🏻🎁