The Bible tells us that the prophet Santa Claus, blessed be his name, will cross the globe giving presents to all the good little girls and boys.

Despite the regular threat of being shot down over Russian occupied Ukraine and Texas, our Lord saviour Father Christmas and his team of magical flying reindeer will make this magical trip, bring in love and joy to all.

Remember what Jesus said: He’s making a list, checking twice, he’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice. 🎄🎅🏻🎁

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Jake966 · 56-60, M

That surely doesn’t exist in my Bible

jehova · 31-35, M

@Jake966 truth

ShellSeeker · F

@Jake966 Sure it did. Dave 32:17

Morvoren · F

@ShellSeeker Some people can’t see a joke for what it is.

Jake966 · 56-60, M

@Morvoren to misquote the Bible is not a joke

Morvoren · F

@Jake966 it absolutely is a joke. All the contradictions, all the hypocrisy. As someone else here said, this is just one woman’s lie about how she got pregnant that’s been allowed to get way out of hand.

Jake966 · 56-60, M

@Morvoren if you really believe that the joke is on you but with serious consequences

Morvoren · F

@Jake966 Not at all. It’s a book about a series of fictional events. Like The Cat in the Hat.

Jake966 · 56-60, M

@Morvoren I’m sure it is but please don’t associate it with The God Head or The Bible ?