The Bible tells us that the prophet Santa Claus, blessed be his name, will cross the globe giving presents to all the good little girls and boys.

Despite the regular threat of being shot down over Russian occupied Ukraine and Texas, our Lord saviour Father Christmas and his team of magical flying reindeer will make this magical trip, bring in love and joy to all.

Remember what Jesus said: He’s making a list, checking twice, he’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice. 🎄🎅🏻🎁

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jehova · 31-35, M

Sounds delusional even still.

ShellSeeker · F

@jehova Nobody cares.

jehova · 31-35, M

@ShellSeeker yea my parents stopped pretending it was snyone except them when i played the fake santa cad st 3 ywars old so i agree who cares.

ShellSeeker · F

@jehova My my. Aren’t you something special?

jehova · 31-35, M

@ShellSeeker i would hope that pediphilic bastards does get shot down.

jehova · 31-35, M

@ShellSeeker no i bet most ppl see through if. But play along to bribery

ShellSeeker · F

@jehova You’re suggesting the fictional character, Santa Claus is a pedophile?

jehova · 31-35, M

@ShellSeeker sounds like it.

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jehova · 31-35, M

@ShellSeeker he watches children while they are sleeping he knows when theyre awake hell bring you presents. But that doesnt sound like a closet pediphile?

ShellSeeker · F

@jehova I think you sound like a closet Pedophile.

jehova · 31-35, M

@ShellSeeker ok i personally avoid children as much as possible and always have.