Where do babies come from? (wrong answers only)

Rhode57 · 56-60, M

Storks bring them to you if you pray hard enough .

Rosaleen · 36-40, F Best Comment

A rarely captured image of a Stork delivering a baby.....

TheDeathOfOzymandiaz

Babies, originate from the magnificent cosmic entanglements of metaphysical concatenations in a multifarious and intricate process known as "supra-astral cosmo-biotic emanations." You see, within the celestial realms, there exists an esoteric nexus of astral constellations, manifesting archetypal configurations in the empyreal plane.

Persephonee · 22-25, F

150g baby powder, 200ml baby oil, 1 beaten egg, microwave for 2m30s

Convivial · 26-30, F

Amazon fulfillment centres?

Ducky · 31-35, F

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

They come from accidentally touching hands while eating from the same bag of popcorn

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

Stardust that falls to the Earth. From dust we came, to dust we return.

exexec · 70-79, C

I went to the hospital where Cabbage Patch babies are born, and I saw one being born under a cabbage leaf. My wife adopted her, and she is part of the family.

AbbySvenz · F

When mommies and daddies hold hands, the stork digs up a baby from under a cabbage and delivers it to their doorstep

SUPERVlXEN · F

Outer space 🚀

DrWatson · 70-79, M

They materialize when rock bands sing "Oh baby" often enough.

Jimbo7 · M

We are all found in egg boxes at back of shops and and in bird nests

Jimbo7 · M

Sharing a jar of pickles after drinking beer

SW-User

Nobody really knows.

smiler2012 · 61-69

{@theonewhoescaped] 🤔it is not from under gooseberry bushes is it 😆

reubles · 41-45, M

Kinder surprise

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

Delaware

Rose0013 · FVIP

Macca's

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Purplerain78 · 46-50, F

They're snorted out your nostrils.

SW-User

Adoption agency. They spawn there.

Tuscan · 70-79, M

I think it is something in the air that makes all the babies (probably someones feet)

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

The corner store. Obviously.

Corporalcolleague · 61-69, M

Cabbage patches....everyone knows that

SW-User

From under rocks

BLP11520 · 61-69, M

Walmart

WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T

The store

SethGreene531 · M

The Stork brings them in.

Boleuskas · M

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TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart · 22-25, F

Broken homes

IamCuriousBabe · 51-55, F

Babymakers

Myself11 · 61-69, M

Stork

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

From sexting

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

Cemeteries. We plant the dead people there and then the babies grow in little cabbages that sprout. Like seeds in a garden.

Redstar · 36-40, M

It's okay, babies aren't real. They can't hurt you.

Sevendays · M

Gopher holes

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

The Chaos Warp.

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Amylynne · 26-30, F

there are NO babies.its a chines hoax

PhilDeep · 51-55, M

Anal enthusiasts who got the wrong hole.

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

your butt

Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F

From hell

Lostpoet · M

The hospital there's one giant fat lady that has her own room and just pumps out babies 24-7. I guess there's more than one each ethnicity and a mix of ethnicity had their own giant fat woman.

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Amazon or eBay

babyboy42 · 41-45, M

Their mommys womb