Where do babies come from? (wrong answers only)

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Where do babies come from? (wrong answers only)

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Rhode57 · 56-60, M

Storks bring them to you if you pray hard enough .

Rosaleen · 36-40, F Best Comment

A rarely captured image of a Stork delivering a baby.....

Convivial · 26-30, F

@Rosaleen indeed very rare.. The photographer was lucky to get that

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Rosaleen nice capture

LamontCranston · M

@Rosaleen There would be a lot less post-partum depression if this was the way it occurred.

Ozymandiaz

Babies, originate from the magnificent cosmic entanglements of metaphysical concatenations in a multifarious and intricate process known as "supra-astral cosmo-biotic emanations." You see, within the celestial realms, there exists an esoteric nexus of astral constellations, manifesting archetypal configurations in the empyreal plane.

TheOneWhoEscaped · 26-30, F

@Ozymandiaz This… this makes sense.

Lyfis2live

@Ozymandiaz Whatever it is, is the BC so far.

Persephonee · 22-25, F

150g baby powder, 200ml baby oil, 1 beaten egg, microwave for 2m30s

jackieash · 26-30

@Persephonee That should be best answer.

Convivial · 26-30, F

Amazon fulfillment centres?

Persephonee · 22-25, F

@Convivial Typical Bezos, putting hard-working local storks out of business and using drones...

Convivial · 26-30, F

@Persephonee yes, this point has not gone unnoticed... There is a question before the committee on this very subject🧐

Ducky · 31-35, F

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

They come from accidentally touching hands while eating from the same bag of popcorn

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

Stardust that falls to the Earth. From dust we came, to dust we return.

AbbySvenz · F

When mommies and daddies hold hands, the stork digs up a baby from under a cabbage and delivers it to their doorstep

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@AbbySvenz thats the most random thing you could come up with?

exexec · 61-69, C

I went to the hospital where Cabbage Patch babies are born, and I saw one being born under a cabbage leaf. My wife adopted her, and she is part of the family.

pillowprincess · F

Outer space 🚀

Jimbo7 · M

We are all found in egg boxes at back of shops and and in bird nests

Purplerain78 · 41-45, F

They're snorted out your nostrils.

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Purplerain78 like cocaine residue?

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

no wonder kids are so 'fucked up ' nowadays

smiler2012 · 56-60

{@theonewhoescaped] 🤔it is not from under gooseberry bushes is it 😆

PhilDeep · 51-55, M

Anal enthusiasts who got the wrong hole.

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DrWatson · 70-79, M

They materialize when rock bands sing "Oh baby" often enough.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

From sexting

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Queendragonfly oh you young generation!

froggtongue · M

@Queendragonfly I wonder how many digital babies I have out there that I never knew about. 🤔

froggtongue · M

@froggtongue Or maybe they're phone babies. Pets like Tamagachi. Damn. To think about all those that were never fed and forgotten about… 😬.

Jimbo7 · M

Sharing a jar of pickles after drinking beer

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

Adoption agency. They spawn there.

reubles · 41-45, M

Kinder surprise

SW-User

Nobody really knows.

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Rose0013 · F

Macca's

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

Delaware

Lostpoet · M

The hospital there's one giant fat lady that has her own room and just pumps out babies 24-7. I guess there's more than one each ethnicity and a mix of ethnicity had their own giant fat woman.