I wonder what they mean by the expression: 'too old to cut the mustard'?I bought a jar of spicy Dijon and after a little struggle with the lid I can scoop it out just fine
Why do people still have kids when they should know already that they will grow up to be adults?And probably be someone's difficult co-worker or neighbor?
Everybody needs to die except the chosen fewEverybody needs to die Except the chosen few; What can I say I've realized -The Chosen aren't me or you
I just advertised on Facebook that I was looking for a sigle room for two difficult dogs and one problem human.I hoped for a place in the country away from others for 800 a month. Now I wonder if that's not enough but my pension only gives me 1200 and I really only need a sink, a hot plate and a toilet.
When I was young and good looking, people used to pick me up hitch-hikingNow I swear, they swerve To try and run me over
Remember the theme song from MASH..it's called 'suicide is painless ' ..it is such a poignant melody I
Live and let die...to live and die alone is not a bad thing if another doesn't suffer from the poisons you could bring
My nephew is posting his political views on Facebook and I am countering with negative commentsnothing like driving home the family wedge that divides us more each year. I know I should preach love but I don't feel I have much in me...
I finally got a picture of a Sasquatch with his familyAnd due to my inability, I don't know how to share it. I should have asked them before they ran off.. I'll bet the kids knew
I'm gonna get my first tattoo..-I'M SORRY displayed across my forehead in bold letters.. So I can be upfront when I walk into a room
New day in wonder landAs I wake up to another day Open my eyes and look both ways If my dogs aren't plotting to kill me I can get out of bed slowly Make coffee, turn on the news Make plans what I should do; There's pressure in being retired -It's a state I've not... See More »
You never hear much about 'spontaneous combustion ' anymore, where people just burst into flames while sitting in their chairMaybe cause there"s less smokers and drinkers that was thought to be a factor. I remember seeing photos of scorched chairs which was all that remained from latest casualty who'd been reduced to ashes while watching tv