looking for a fitness instructor who can make me hot before summerI don't want to have to do anything too strenuous though.. in fact I'd rather just talk about the sweaty body stuff... -and that still might make me hot
ever feel like a broken forgotten tool in a dust bin at the flea market?I just want to remind people to pick up that broken tool and finger it's smooth edges and try and imagine it's past life and usage and take the leap to take it home and let it live again... It would love to be used again...in whatever capacity you... See More »
How can I get my Australian Shepherd to stop chasing deer?I know he doesn't want to hurt them. He probably just wants to shepherd them
doing fine to normalI got friends without benefits and antagonists that turn me on I got a family that don't give a shit but I guess I'm doing fine... at least I got a routine
so glad I didn't have a mid-life crisis when I couldn't afford itnow as a senior, stupid excesses will be called something else
Can you sell half of the brain that you're not using now for a few bucks with a promise for the other half later?I'm at the selling off, downsizing stage
How will I ever get to 'make love' to another person when I don't have any real evidence of Love in my heart?-unless I can find someone who will accept me 'making it up' as I go along..
I wonder if there is a lie-detector or a piss-test that can determine if someone loves someone or not?
If my life was a hockey game it'd be late in the third periodand I'd be breathing heavy on the bench.. and coach hadn't even put me out yet..
I finally got old all at onceI knew it was bound to happen cause I'd been so unusually young for so long...
'aint no rest for the wicked'...they sayanybody feeling tired right now? ...just wondering, -not taking names yet
I'm looking for a sponsor to promote my new eco-friendly bike that runs entirely on heartache and drenched emotionit also gets up to 20 km just on anger and unresolved stress