why do the girls always seem to go for the 'bad boy'you wouldn't believe how often I've had to sit down and crumple my angel wings and pick absently at my halo while this stuff goes on
Is alcohol a reliable tool for spy organizations to gather information from a subject?it seems to me from personal interrogations that that the subject often has conflicting stories varying from ridiculous to outright incomprehensible ... still, I pour them and us another and try to get to the bottom of it
How do I know I'll be safe from the bullies who tormented me in gym class when I go to my 50th High School Reunion?
I always look for the bright sideIf you see a hooded grey figure at the end of the bed holding a scythe, when you first open your eyes.... -there will be a simple explanation after your coffee that you can rationalize...
Who can afford to be honest when there is so much at stake?I've given frivolous compliments just for a better spot in line..
Let's Be Honest - Who Really Wants To Be Rich Anyway?imagine the annoyance of seeing someone do the job you use to do before you got rich and you know you could be doing it way better..
I wonder what people say on their death-bed confessions?Netflix should send around a reporter to hospitals for a documentary. The confessions, the shock, -the aftermaths and then the followups...
Just got the notice that the annual SW Barbecue Extravaganza with celebrities will not have members who have been blocked in the last yearThey are offering a smaller event for us but we have to bring our own hot- dogs and provide our own entertainment.
watching day one of Wimbledon I decided to spark a joint and remark: 'if they can play on grass, I should be able to watch on it'
took my dog to McDonalds yesterday for dinner - first time both of us went to a drive-throughFourty bucks for the two of us
If I told You I loved You -would you sue me for insufficient evidence?modern day love song probability
My dog didn't know it was my birthday today when he came and gave my face loving kisses all over..and in the midst of my joy I realized he just likes the nice taste of the sunscreen .. There has to be some warning tale here of jumping too quick to the assumptions of love...
It's getting more complicated when I pray these days..'Please forgive me I may have sinned..but actually I only texted...'
I'm having trouble with my meds -one is supposed to be for arousal and the other is for sleep..I meet a girl and I'm still not sure if I should over-take the obvious one
my dog doesn't really understand meoh he kisses me with affection when I keep things simple..but as soon as I start talking politics or my philosophy, he seems to draw a blank and goes off somewhere to be alone. He was supposed to be a rescue dog but I'm questioning how far he will... See More »
I'm looking for a cure for lethargy and a short attention span...Where are those mom and pop guys with simple good cocaine? Make the Country great again
I learned my fears earlymy parents used to say: 'go play on the freeway' now even today I still fear the highway
If I can learn to play this banjo well and with volume - I know I will see unknown relatives emerge from the trees
I'm a secret agent but nobody knowsas if I'm gonna tip my hand to anybody who I let compromise me on other things...
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