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atlantic59

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A drifter whose drifted too far from shore

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I wonder what they mean by the expression: 'too old to cut the mustard'?

I bought a jar of spicy Dijon and after a little struggle with the lid I can scoop it out just fine

I'm All Washed Up!

...no more blood on my hands anymore

Why do people still have kids when they should know already that they will grow up to be adults?

And probably be someone's difficult co-worker or neighbor?

Everybody needs to die except the chosen few

Everybody needs to die Except the chosen few; What can I say I've realized -The Chosen aren't me or you

I just advertised on Facebook that I was looking for a sigle room for two difficult dogs and one problem human.

I hoped for a place in the country away from others for 800 a month. Now I wonder if that's not enough but my pension only gives me 1200 and I really only need a sink, a hot plate and a toilet.

When the answers were easy to be unemployed:

no no no yes yes no

It's hard to channel your inner-self when there"s a big dog sleeping on the remote

When I was young and good looking, people used to pick me up hitch-hiking

Now I swear, they swerve To try and run me over

I believe I'm still lost

anybody know the way to San Jose?

You finally find the woman of your dreams..

and then you wake up..

I'm not Related to my Relatives

Isn't brainwashing wonderful?

Can someone please make me love them

Remember the theme song from MASH..

it's called 'suicide is painless ' ..it is such a poignant melody I

Live and let die...

to live and die alone is not a bad thing if another doesn't suffer from the poisons you could bring

My nephew is posting his political views on Facebook and I am countering with negative comments

nothing like driving home the family wedge that divides us more each year. I know I should preach love but I don't feel I have much in me...

I finally got a picture of a Sasquatch with his family

And due to my inability, I don't know how to share it. I should have asked them before they ran off.. I'll bet the kids knew

How do I get a picture from this phone to SW.

I did it for facebook but can't share it here

I'm gonna get my first tattoo..

-I'M SORRY displayed across my forehead in bold letters.. So I can be upfront when I walk into a room

New day in wonder land

As I wake up to another day Open my eyes and look both ways If my dogs aren't plotting to kill me I can get out of bed slowly Make coffee, turn on the news Make plans what I should do; There's pressure in being retired -It's a state I've not... See More »

Here We Go : Another Day!

What are you gonna wake up to now?

Catch 22 always bites you

Life is not for the faint of heart

I have traded in my Human passport and am now a wild animal

Finally I feel free. Til someone kills me

I'd like to get laid

Not just 'laid to rest'

You never hear much about 'spontaneous combustion ' anymore, where people just burst into flames while sitting in their chair

Maybe cause there"s less smokers and drinkers that was thought to be a factor. I remember seeing photos of scorched chairs which was all that remained from latest casualty who'd been reduced to ashes while watching tv

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