back when I was young and stupid - only my good looks got me through itI still had to build a fortress-like personality to be impenetrable enough to survive
will we get punished later if we slightly slander our friends when frustrated?How many notes is God keeping on us?
Got a sexy wrong number that phoned meI really have to learn how to keep them on the phone and stop saying they phoned the wrong numbert
nothing like the watching the Olympics all week from the couch to realize how truly lazy and undisciplined you really are
I wanna be the MayorI want to be the mayor of an old ghost town with a dusty ol saloon with an out of tune piano I would meet each visitor and show them all around and forever talk about the town's potential...
It must be cold living in a stone castle this time of yearI'd take at least two trips a day down the stone steps to the dungeon, just to keep my blood circulating
everything evolves quicker and we only notice it laterI'll bet even blow-up dolls no longer have that surprised look now
how many joints do you have to smoke to become a menace to society?I'm thinking of lighting my second of the day. ,,but understand, because of my asthma, I don't inhale as much as other people
Do people like you because of your ideas or...how you look after hours?not that they can't be be both warmly embraced ...
is it ok to write children's books if your only relationship with them is yelling to get off your lawn?
my dog knocked over my whiskey - and he's supposed to be a 'rescue dog'if I robbed a liquor store do you think he'd visit me?
is it possible to live a whole life under inaccurate understandings?I have to admit I really hate when I learn the truth -it's always late
who do you call if you suspect your pets are making arrangements that you believe are not in your best interest?
my friend bought joints from a Certified Government Cannabis DispensaryThey came in a tube and were immaculately rolled and suddenly I thought of those high school friends who you always knew were unemployable but could always roll the perfect joint? Now they have Government jobs I guess. who knew?
After years of being really stupid I have joined forces with friends to establish a charity fund for 'really stupid people'we want to help but can't figure out how. We have the money in place but we probably are just going to blow it..-our intentions really are honorable but everything just seems to be too complicated
Before I turn 67 can I still be in a punk band?I finally got the gear and ripped t-shirts and missing teeth, I just, admittedly, don't behave wildly.. -but I still want to express wildness as an alternative behaviour
I think my new chat mate is AI generated..-she always says the right thing and seems to be too available, and never makes a fuss about my hoursIf she really is real... - I don't think I could live with her
I miss all the people that I used to talk to-like I miss the ol' me - they were willing to talk to.... and I know things change and life goes on it's way, I guess maybe some of them were murdered or got married, and only got to hold me in their chest,, and I'm not much of a talker,... See More »