Happy Flag Day 🇨🇦 CanadaAnd at the opening anthems of the Canada/US hockey game tonight the Montreal crowd will once again drown out the singer with loud natonal pride voices And boo the American one,
When Trump's Troops breach the border trying to annex CanadaWe'll bazooka them with empty Molson Canadian bottles. -It could get bloody..
Way To Go Miner!If I was a miner And she was A shaft; I'd graciously Descend Down there, -Knowing gold Was left.. And if I found That nugget I would hold it On my tongue ; And when I got To rise back up -They'd cheer me.. -Everyone
The thing is, I've always been one of the best guys on the job....when I'm not off with a nervous breakdown
They took the DNA from Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood's discarded concert cigarettes and produced a guitar player in a test tubeThis is just one more small step to try and keep the Stones on tour in through the next decades
I don't think I'm ever gonna be good at Conflict ResolutionYou have to deal with Stupid People and their Wildly Imagined Self Important Personality and try and be reasonable for a minute... Praise their good points so they can feel salved So you can forge through to some kind of meaningful compromise and... See More »
If you have a vivid full sensory dream that three deceased musicians were sitting on the end of your bed...How do I know if it was just a realistic dream or an actual visitation?
I took two of her pain killersI took her pain pills again I hope she can't keep track.. I wasn't even feeling pain -But I might when she gets back..
I Am So Active In My Dreams That I Am Waking Up ExhaustedThis morning I went from job site scaffolding to an airport where I changed my pants, met five strangers and spontaneously got married on a flight to Australia
Coming into modest money I just want a New girlfriend and a good Used car.I'll consider the opposite if that's all that's available