It's getting more complicated when I pray these days..'Please forgive me I may have sinned..but actually I only texted...'
I'm having trouble with my meds -one is supposed to be for arousal and the other is for sleep..I meet a girl and I'm still not sure if I should over-take the obvious one
my dog doesn't really understand meoh he kisses me with affection when I keep things simple..but as soon as I start talking politics or my philosophy, he seems to draw a blank and goes off somewhere to be alone. He was supposed to be a rescue dog but I'm questioning how far he will... See More »
I'm looking for a cure for lethargy and a short attention span...Where are those mom and pop guys with simple good cocaine? Make the Country great again
I learned my fears earlymy parents used to say: 'go play on the freeway' now even today I still fear the highway
If I can learn to play this banjo well and with volume - I know I will see unknown relatives emerge from the trees
I'm a secret agent but nobody knowsas if I'm gonna tip my hand to anybody who I let compromise me on other things...
I'm disappointed that I've never seen Superman depicted as a SeniorI'm sure there are a lot of older guys who are passionate about crime and would love to wear tights and a cape to catch a bad guy
You're gonna miss me when I'm goneYou're gonna miss me when I'm gone she said and then continued on... Are you gone yet? I said but did'nt turn my head cause the game was still on and it could go into overtime
I just bought an Alabama Banjo. What is the first thing I need to know , other than all the open tunings?I just want to embrace the culture, even though I don't believe I'm in-bred...and I probably don't have to be...-if I could just be like Steve Martin I'd be Happy
whenever I stoke the fire I am reminded that I will never have the strength of mind to walk across a bed of hot coals in my bare feet
I don't feel I'm getting enough sympathyI threatened to jump outta my basement window and all she said was 'good first step'
Would you date a Winning Team's sport Mascot who never takes it's fake head off?When you are trying to have a quiet dinner at a nice restaurant , -everybody seems to come out of the wood work thinking they know and love him too
The measure of a man can't be registered by inches...can it?What about a big house or a large bank account, -that must account for something... Personally , I only have a big heart ...and I fear it's getting weaker and going out of style as well
I'm having fantasies that my age can't react to properlysurely there must be a fantasy repressive pill on the market somewhere
it was so cold this morning I had to burn a pile of unread self-help books just to take the chill off..I'll deal with my other problems at a later date
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