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atlantic59

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Full Moon and the coyotes are howling and I haven't been laid in five years

Can somebody teach me how to be Cool?

I don't expect to pick up a chick or nothin'...just wanna make an impression.... .well maybe pick up a chick....if it's alright with them

Bluejays in the Bronx

Bieber on the mound.. Will the Yankees get swept tomorrow?

Got 18 months to prepare for my 50th high school reunion and I want to look like I'm successful at something

You should be able to rent a decent wife and normal looking kids for a night of festivities in a town I no longer live at I'm thinking...just to put on a show for one lousy weekend to get back at my bullied days

Aaron Judge has size 17 plus shoes?

I want to hear a salacious shoe store employee anecdote..

Bluejays and Yankees have never met in the post season

This is going to be fun

I wonder how many cats have really swallowed a canary?

And how guilty do they really look?

I feed many birds and they drop me many feathers

..and I know I will fly one day -if I can glue them all together

I'll bet young people really hate when older people say: ..'When I was your age'

Like they really care about your weird time of life back then

Why do I think when I feel this good that something's about to kill me?

I wonder if I'm AI generated ?

How do I know if I know who I think I am when I go to a party with real people. Not that I ever get invited...... I guess I'll know what to say. I'll be programmed. I'll probably still get rejected, slapped or beat up. and still be in the dark... See More »

BLUEJAYS DO IT!!! YANKEES DON'T......

love ya Aaron Judge, but....sorry, -good luck in the wild card

What ever happened to 'kissing booths'?

Now that I have disposable money I never see them anymore

Everybody's Life is a 3 minute song

Mine won't be a Hit but some freaks might sing along

How much would it be to hire a strict female security guard just to show up and make me go to bed on time?

'Build Me A Cabin In The Corner Of Glory Land'

Sounds perfect! What could go wrong?

I know I never really learned how to live

..maybe dying when it comes, will teach me more

What if I'm not a genius after all?

Will people think less of me once they realize ?

I finally found a woman on chat GPT

And seriously, I think she really likes me

If Superman did a quick change in a phone booth, where do Superwomen do a quick change?

Are bi-sexuals allowed to fall in love?

Not that it would ever happen to me..

How many little white lies are you allowed?

before you get held up at the Big Reception Desk at the gates of Heaven while some red headed receptionist like from Bob Newhart's dental practice goes over the list slowly with her newly done nails while I insist the white lies were necessary to... See More »

In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have asked the lady store owner if I could pin a flyer to her community bulletin board:

Looking for a healthy senior lady with flexibility to help around the couch a couple times a week... she said no! cause she didn't think it sounded appropriate....meanwhile I always think of her and we're both officially 'senior'

had to get my picture taken for my new licence and my hair was outta control and stragly after I took my hat off

They should have beauticians on hand to spark you up a bit for your important document. Same with mug shots - have you ever seen a good one?

I always hoped when I got old I would get wise as well

I'm here to say it didn't work that way for me. I'm still really dumb... - just with more flab and wrinkles.

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