If I told You I loved You -would you sue me for insufficient evidence?modern day love song probability
My dog didn't know it was my birthday today when he came and gave my face loving kisses all over..and in the midst of my joy I realized he just likes the nice taste of the sunscreen .. There has to be some warning tale here of jumping too quick to the assumptions of love...
It's getting more complicated when I pray these days..'Please forgive me I may have sinned..but actually I only texted...'
I'm having trouble with my meds -one is supposed to be for arousal and the other is for sleep..I meet a girl and I'm still not sure if I should over-take the obvious one
my dog doesn't really understand meoh he kisses me with affection when I keep things simple..but as soon as I start talking politics or my philosophy, he seems to draw a blank and goes off somewhere to be alone. He was supposed to be a rescue dog but I'm questioning how far he will... See More »
I'm looking for a cure for lethargy and a short attention span...Where are those mom and pop guys with simple good cocaine? Make the Country great again
I learned my fears earlymy parents used to say: 'go play on the freeway' now even today I still fear the highway
If I can learn to play this banjo well and with volume - I know I will see unknown relatives emerge from the trees
I'm a secret agent but nobody knowsas if I'm gonna tip my hand to anybody who I let compromise me on other things...
I'm disappointed that I've never seen Superman depicted as a SeniorI'm sure there are a lot of older guys who are passionate about crime and would love to wear tights and a cape to catch a bad guy
You're gonna miss me when I'm goneYou're gonna miss me when I'm gone she said and then continued on... Are you gone yet? I said but did'nt turn my head cause the game was still on and it could go into overtime
I just bought an Alabama Banjo. What is the first thing I need to know , other than all the open tunings?I just want to embrace the culture, even though I don't believe I'm in-bred...and I probably don't have to be...-if I could just be like Steve Martin I'd be Happy
whenever I stoke the fire I am reminded that I will never have the strength of mind to walk across a bed of hot coals in my bare feet
I don't feel I'm getting enough sympathyI threatened to jump outta my basement window and all she said was 'good first step'
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