how do you cut your own hair when everything in the mirror is opposite?thank God I'm a senior and everybody just assumes the worst anyway
isn't it great to live in a democracy where your government is looking after your best interests?now if you apply yourselves... - all your dreams may come true..
is it okay to buy a love potion and home remedied soap from a local witch who doesn't have FDA approval?- I don't care, I've never felt this clean or more in love...and there are vials of stuff on her shelves just begging to be purchased..
I'm trying to buy into the idea that when you become physically unnatractive you gain great spiritual understandings
there's one tattoo I've never seen on anyone's face...a face sized 'question mark ' starting from under their right eye and then running straight down the bridge of the nose.....with the dot on the chin..
does it seem a tad unfair to serious photographers that now every human being with a phone has a camera?
I wonder if life gets boring when you have too much of a good thing?all the pleasure stuff must turn into details that you have to deal with in one way or another..
when I told this new date how much I wanted to please her- I didn't mean to imply paying her overdue rent and hydro
there must be mirrors you can order from Amazon that really flatter your imageI'll bet they can even sculpt your image using AI technology and tell you what to wear when you go out
looking for pencil sharpening contracts. I also do pencil crayons. no job is too big or too small!work from home so orders can be dropped off day or night
why do the girls always seem to go for the 'bad boy'you wouldn't believe how often I've had to sit down and crumple my angel wings and pick absently at my halo while this stuff goes on
Is alcohol a reliable tool for spy organizations to gather information from a subject?it seems to me from personal interrogations that that the subject often has conflicting stories varying from ridiculous to outright incomprehensible ... still, I pour them and us another and try to get to the bottom of it
How do I know I'll be safe from the bullies who tormented me in gym class when I go to my 50th High School Reunion?
I always look for the bright sideIf you see a hooded grey figure at the end of the bed holding a scythe, when you first open your eyes.... -there will be a simple explanation after your coffee that you can rationalize...
Who can afford to be honest when there is so much at stake?I've given frivolous compliments just for a better spot in line..
Let's Be Honest - Who Really Wants To Be Rich Anyway?imagine the annoyance of seeing someone do the job you use to do before you got rich and you know you could be doing it way better..
I wonder what people say on their death-bed confessions?Netflix should send around a reporter to hospitals for a documentary. The confessions, the shock, -the aftermaths and then the followups...
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