When you come home late ar night...Does your dog ever give you the impression that she's been listening to too many Loretta Lynn songs while you were out?
I expect too much from God..I asked Him to let me live Forever - And then asked if I could First, start over
"Do I have to keep whacking you in the head with a sack of pennies to knock some cents into ya"? He said..
Whole of it allyears of fear have taken hold and left me here: -in a deep dark hole; and now the sides are caving in and I will never be whole again
What if the doctor finds me 'not crazy 'And my heart is actually accountable And what if I truly love her? And that would be impossible As awesome as it is wonderful As not allowed as usual.. (Conundrum)
There was a timeThere was a time when I was once worthy... And I thought her beauty Could almost be mine; But I could never Lessen her, with me Cause I knew forever I'd waste her time
I have been advised that I am no longer qualified to give advice in my recent advice column 'Please refer any other questions to SW administration while issues are in the courts...- and to the person I ecouraged to embrace free style mountain climbing..- I sincerely hope for your ongoing recovery
I am in the process of irrational behaviorI am hunkering down with dogs and drugs til the majority of it passes... as long as I don't leave the premises I'll be fine
The girl I like and so admireThe girl I like and so admire Has made it plain whose been hired; I'm the one to do her dishes Dig her dirt and do her wishes.. I'm the one to fill her needs, Shine her boots and plant her seeds. I'm the one to cook her meals So wonderfully... See More »
If my dogs and I get arrested for public mischief, will we all be thrown in the same cell together?I'll be the one telling everyone I'm innocent
I Am Rich But Can't Get Laid.My personality must really suck.. -but I was a killer on the dance floor last night
Hard to find someone who makes good wooden teeth anymoreI need well-fitting replacements and it seems to be a lost art
I know its the wrong time of year right now but I haven't seen a working beaver in years...-except on the Canadian nickel
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