I just bought an Alabama Banjo. What is the first thing I need to know , other than all the open tunings?I just want to embrace the culture, even though I don't believe I'm in-bred...and I probably don't have to be...-if I could just be like Steve Martin I'd be Happy
whenever I stoke the fire I am reminded that I will never have the strength of mind to walk across a bed of hot coals in my bare feet
I don't feel I'm getting enough sympathyI threatened to jump outta my basement window and all she said was 'good first step'
Would you date a Winning Team's sport Mascot who never takes it's fake head off?When you are trying to have a quiet dinner at a nice restaurant , -everybody seems to come out of the wood work thinking they know and love him too
The measure of a man can't be registered by inches...can it?What about a big house or a large bank account, -that must account for something... Personally , I only have a big heart ...and I fear it's getting weaker and going out of style as well
I'm having fantasies that my age can't react to properlysurely there must be a fantasy repressive pill on the market somewhere
it was so cold this morning I had to burn a pile of unread self-help books just to take the chill off..I'll deal with my other problems at a later date
ever make yourself a vodka screwdriver and forget to put the vodka in it?and for the next ten minutes you walk around under the impression that you really know how to hold your drinks..- I could be invited anywhere
looking for a fitness instructor who can make me hot before summerI don't want to have to do anything too strenuous though.. in fact I'd rather just talk about the sweaty body stuff... -and that still might make me hot
ever feel like a broken forgotten tool in a dust bin at the flea market?I just want to remind people to pick up that broken tool and finger it's smooth edges and try and imagine it's past life and usage and take the leap to take it home and let it live again... It would love to be used again...in whatever capacity you... See More »
How can I get my Australian Shepherd to stop chasing deer?I know he doesn't want to hurt them. He probably just wants to shepherd them
doing fine to normalI got friends without benefits and antagonists that turn me on I got a family that don't give a shit but I guess I'm doing fine... at least I got a routine
so glad I didn't have a mid-life crisis when I couldn't afford itnow as a senior, stupid excesses will be called something else
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