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What would you say to a visitor that has overstayed their welcome?

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TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

get the fuck outa ma house

Gangstress · 41-45, F

Can you leave mate im shattered .

Escorts them to the door

Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M

These clothes of mine are getting annoying to me I hope you don't mind if I get naked.. LOL

Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M

@Snuffy1957 Best said while nude. If they don't get the hint invite others over. Don't let them get too comfortable.

SW-User

Thanks for visiting..
Now get out

Pretzel · 61-69, M

@SW-User the keyword being visiting...and not moving in.

Or how about "the rent is due soon...your share is..."

UpForItNow · 22-25, F

I'll just put the cat out. Or better yet, could YOU put the cat out, when you BLOODY LEAVE!!

Eternity · 26-30, M

Gas, cash, or ass. No free rides.

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

There are lots of good articles on this on the internet. It really depends on the situation. The best way is to sandwich it with something like…

It was really nice to see you.
I need to show you out because ( insert any reason at all here)
Great having you over. We’ll talk again soon.

Matt85 · 36-40, M

I bring them their shoes and lay down on the floor.

HootyTheNightOwl

I generally start making myself something to eat... most people get the hint at that point.

Banksy83 · 36-40, M

"Dont take this the wrong way can I have some rent money from you"

craig7 · 70-79, M

Play that old song by Ray Charles,at high volume - "Hit the Road,Jack".

ABCDEF7 · M

By this time, I guess they must be helping you do the dishes, etc.

Houdini · 56-60, M

It’s time you fucked off

BackyardShaman · 61-69, M

Get out!!

Pretzel · 61-69, M

1) so how long did you plan on staying anyway?

2) I'm happy you came to visit - it's a shame that all good things have to end

3) ben franklin once said "fish and houseguests begin to smell after three days"

wackidywack · 22-25

get out 😍

pdockal · 56-60, M

Never had that situation because we discuss how long they are staying before they stay

Riemann · 31-35, M

@pdockal Can you describe a bit?

pdockal · 56-60, M

@Riemann nothing to describe ... we just set a date for then to leave before they stay

onewithshoes · 22-25, F

Well, if they're into Bible quotations, you could try John 5:8.🙏🏻😉

LordShadowfire · M

@onewithshoes Or Proverbs 25:17.

Riemann · 31-35, M

I have some things to do, let's go. We can probably meet later.

Iwillwait · M

[See Also] : Ruebles avi. 😅

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Biden, you are fired

Temporallube · M

I’m fking dying here! You’re shortening my lifespan, and increasing my depression. Theres also a rash that’s happening on my left buttcheek!

Kindly GTFOH!

I love you.

UpForItNow · 22-25, F

The best was from humanitarian Albert Schweitzer, to an indefatigable reporter: "As you know, my philosophy is of reverence for all life. I too, am a life. Let us put it into practice."

Barefooter25 · 46-50, M

In the words of Martin Lawrence...Step!!! Get the steppin!!!

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

So.. hey. I want you to go home now. Thanks. Goodbye.

UpForItNow · 22-25, F

Or cite Shakespeare: "Out, damned spot!"

Patientlywaiting · 46-50, FVIP

Have you booked a taxi? Can I get your coat? 😊

SW-User

Let me read to you!!! *whips out my kindle*

plungesponge · 41-45, M

This is why I trained my dog to urinate on command

Swoop62 · M

Come back when you can't stay so long.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

you gotta go now!..

like right now !

Eddiesolds · 61-69, M

You gotta go. Ive done it.

Ynotisay · M

[i]Time to go. Have a good one. [/i]

smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F

Get your shit and get out

SarithBorn · 18-21, M

get out of my house. 🤔

Repete · 61-69, M

Visiting hours are over.

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

run

I mean now... 🤔

MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F

This the door and you can be on the other side of it please

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Shit with the door open

LordShadowfire · M

"Well, it's been fun, but I've got to get up early in the morning to take care of (fill in the blank with some stupid shit)."

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Torsten · 36-40, M

@Gangstress haha sounds like a lot of work just to quickly get rid of them.
I have no tolerance for people who overstay their welcome anymore. Granted if i invite them over, I am a phenomenal host. Uninvited though, i can be a complete prick and do so on purpose to send them on their way haha

Gangstress · 41-45, F

@Torsten haha yeh the uninvited ones are the ones that always stay longer as well! Yeh i gotta be a bit nice lol im only little so can force them out

Torsten · 36-40, M

@Gangstress yep they just linger and act as if its their place to stay as long as they please.
haha I dont know, i have met some short women that i would never wanna mess with

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