What would you say to a visitor that has overstayed their welcome?

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

get the fuck outa ma house

Gangstress · 41-45, F

Can you leave mate im shattered .

Escorts them to the door

SW-User

Thanks for visiting..
Now get out

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

There are lots of good articles on this on the internet. It really depends on the situation. The best way is to sandwich it with something like…

It was really nice to see you.
I need to show you out because ( insert any reason at all here)
Great having you over. We’ll talk again soon.

Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M

These clothes of mine are getting annoying to me I hope you don't mind if I get naked.. LOL

HootyTheNightOwl

I generally start making myself something to eat... most people get the hint at that point.

craig7 · 70-79, M

Play that old song by Ray Charles,at high volume - "Hit the Road,Jack".

ABCDEF7 · M

By this time, I guess they must be helping you do the dishes, etc.

Banksy83 · 41-45, M

"Dont take this the wrong way can I have some rent money from you"

pdockal · 56-60, M

Never had that situation because we discuss how long they are staying before they stay

Pretzel · 70-79, M

1) so how long did you plan on staying anyway?

2) I'm happy you came to visit - it's a shame that all good things have to end

3) ben franklin once said "fish and houseguests begin to smell after three days"

onewithshoes · 22-25, F

Well, if they're into Bible quotations, you could try John 5:8.🙏🏻😉

SW-User

I have some things to do, let's go. We can probably meet later.

Iwillwait · M

[See Also] : Ruebles avi. 😅

wackidywack · 26-30

get out 😍

UpForItNow · 22-25, F

I'll just put the cat out. Or better yet, could YOU put the cat out, when you BLOODY LEAVE!!

BackyardShaman · 61-69, M

Get out!!

UpForItNow · 22-25, F

The best was from humanitarian Albert Schweitzer, to an indefatigable reporter: "As you know, my philosophy is of reverence for all life. I too, am a life. Let us put it into practice."

Matt85 · 36-40, M

I bring them their shoes and lay down on the floor.

Barefooter25 · 46-50, M

In the words of Martin Lawrence...Step!!! Get the steppin!!!

SW-User

Let me read to you!!! *whips out my kindle*

Eternity · 26-30, M

Gas, cash, or ass. No free rides.

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Biden, you are fired

Repete · 70-79, M

Visiting hours are over.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

you gotta go now!..

like right now !

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

So.. hey. I want you to go home now. Thanks. Goodbye.

Ynotisay · M

Time to go. Have a good one.

Eddiesolds · 61-69, M

You gotta go. Ive done it.

SW-User

Have you booked a taxi? Can I get your coat? 😊

Swoop62 · M

Come back when you can't stay so long.

wildbill83 · 41-45, M

run

I mean now... 🤔

SarithBorn · 18-21, M

get out of my house. 🤔

plungesponge · 41-45, M

This is why I trained my dog to urinate on command

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MoonaNorth86 · 36-40, F

This the door and you can be on the other side of it please

Temporallube · M

I’m fking dying here! You’re shortening my lifespan, and increasing my depression. Theres also a rash that’s happening on my left buttcheek!

Kindly GTFOH!

I love you.

UpForItNow · 22-25, F

Or cite Shakespeare: "Out, damned spot!"

Houdini · 56-60, M

It’s time you fucked off

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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Shit with the door open

smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F

Get your shit and get out

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

"Well, it's been fun, but I've got to get up early in the morning to take care of (fill in the blank with some stupid shit)."