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We couldn't start the fire....or hold my marshmallows, I am bout to roast my camping buddies 馃槖

Enjoy the outdoors they said...it will be fun they said

What has been your funniest or worst camping experience?

I am the last person to invite camping 馃檮

TakeCare8736-40, M
@LilPrincess the urethral opening makes this a very deliberate design
LilPrincess41-45, F
@TakeCare87 now I am wondering how many people buy these 馃
TakeCare8736-40, M
@LilPrincess I might have Google searched one in a different color 馃榿
WillaKissing56-60
I used to have some seriously awful gas/farts until a medical procedure found blood vessels leaking in my intestines and they were cauterized.

That being said before the procedure it was terrible. Any ways a bunch of Army guys went on a fishing trip taking me along. We ate deer stakes, drank beer, and had fresh caught fried fish for dinner, and all piled into the tent after more beer drinking to sleep. And yes, it started to pour down rain with heavy lightening and I farted, at first the gasps of air as if the guys were drowning and just hitting the surface. Then the cries and complaints as I let number two go. Guys bailed from sleeping bags screaming that their contacts had melted to their eyeballs. gas bomb number three sent them out in the rain sitting and gasping that fresh air. I fell deeply and quietly asleep and woke up in the morning with only one other guy in the tent body wise in his sleeping bag and his head poking out the zipper door. the rest were under pickup trucks or in the cabs of them. 12 guys total counting me.

Poor fellas suffered the entire trip.
WillaKissing56-60
@LilPrincess The tent we stayed in was a sixteen-person tent one of the guys owned for family outings and reunions, and he swore he gave it to Goodwill because he could not get the odor out and he was traumatized.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@WillaKissing we still laugh over that situation today
WillaKissing56-60
@LilPrincess Oh, Heck yeah, I would too! Perfect!
SageWanderer70-79, M
Over the years I have stories from seeing raccoons destroy tents, skunks spraying dogs and drunks trying to set up camp. My years now consist of an easier way of enjoying nature.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@SageWanderer kinda like the sound of that
did you invite billy joel?.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I was wondering when someone would catch that馃槀
mooncrest0231-35, F
A year ago camping at Lake Convict and the winds were so strong it was blowing our tent down and over our bodies while we were trying to sleep through the night. Woke up in the morning w our campsite a mess and the tent completely broken馃槶 lol it was funny in the morning but surviving the night was awful. We were huddled together with our dog between us trying to sleep through the noise. Haha wanna go back but in the summer instead of fall.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@mooncrest02 that sounds like an awful experience. Here summer is a gamble if you will still have a tent by morning
mooncrest0231-35, F
@LilPrincess it was at the time, we were comtemplating leaving but it was freezing and high winds so we roughed it.
SunshineGirl36-40, F
30 mins into a three day camping trip with the school I manages to fall fully clothed into a river with my rucksack. Every piece of clothing and bedding I had was completely soaked. I just wanted to go back, but the teachers made me stay the whole trip, mainly wearing clothes borrowed from other people 馃槬
LilPrincess41-45, F
@SunshineGirl oh that sounds like a horrible time
BizSuitStacyM
So many to choose from... but the best was an in-tent belching contest with my college buddies. We'd just finished finals our sophomore year, and headed up to the mountains to camp, fish and drink a LOT of beer. Mike, Anthony and I were hammered and decided it would be a great idea to have a belching contest in Mike's tent. Drink beer, swallow some air and do your best grizzly bear imitation. It got to be Anthony's turn, but he was struggling to burp. He paused and said, "I think I got something stuck in my throat..." And with that, the dumbass sticks his finger down his throat and ends up projectile vomiting inside the tent. There is moving quick, and then there is dodging flying puke in a tent, quick. I managed to escape unscathed. Mike and Anthony...not so much 馃ぃ
LilPrincess41-45, F
@BizSuitStacy I now officially don't miss those days 馃槀
BizSuitStacyM
@LilPrincess My college buddies still like to camp, but as I've gotten older, the whole tent and sleeping on the ground has lost its charm.
Starcrossed41-45, F
Worst camping experience was when the straight line windstorm came up too fast for us to relax and us running for our lives with the dog to the car for shelter as 100 yr old trees were falling left and right around us. One was downed 3 ft from the tent and 5 across the path we escaped.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Starcrossed oh my that sounds like an awful experience. I hope nobody was hurt.
Starcrossed41-45, F
@LilPrincess thankfully no and all of our tents were dome tents so they survived the storm.
iwishuwerehere61-69, M
You really need to go camping with better people. It can be fun. Fire starting can be tricky but learn how to do it. Camping with no fire isn鈥檛 camping
LilPrincess41-45, F
@iwishuwerehere actually it was my kids that needed a better person to go camping with...I was mastermind behind our epic disaster
iwishuwerehere61-69, M
@LilPrincess I鈥檓 sorry 鈽癸笍
LilPrincess41-45, F
@iwishuwerehere its okay
blackarcher25661-69, M
Camping with my very young kids鈥.The people next to us were getting busy in their pop-up camper. They forgot to install the braces for the extension part where the bed was. They were very large people, and were apparently going at it quite vigorously. The extension part collapsed, the zippered screen window part tore, and dumped them out on the ground in view of my kids, stark naked. Of course, my kids very loudly announced that fact, and wondered equally loudly what those people were doing. The best I could come up with was鈥.uh they were wrestling. Epic fail!!
LilPrincess41-45, F
@blackarcher256 I am pretty sure I would have said the same
blackarcher25661-69, M
@LilPrincess It makes me laugh thinking about now.
Silentpleasure31-35, F

That is why I never leave home without this :D
Silentpleasure31-35, F
@LilPrincess Not sure kids can purchase it for you lol
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Silentpleasure now I am even more thankful for 2 of them being 24 and 21...other two need to step it up 馃槀
Silentpleasure31-35, F
@LilPrincess Oh adult kids.....you are golden :D
StrawberrryF
sure this place looks fine, lets set up camp here.... next moring... surrounded by a herd of sheep
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Strawberrry better than gators
Thevy2941-45, M
When I was in the Scouts, the leader had us practice setting up the tents in the hall. 1st attempt with the lights on, second in the dark. Which was a good thing too. Our first District Camp we got there after dark, no moon. Only 3 of us had torches. We had a site set up in no time.
We blitzed that Camp by the way. The maximum score to get was 1,700 points. We somehow earned 2,500. We were just so excited about everything camping... Not like kids today.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Thevy29 nice job. I wouldn't have been able to set one up in daylight or the dark
come2getherM
I'm trying to find the money for a driving RV. That's as close to camping as I want to get anymore.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@come2gether I couldn't drive one to save my life.
calicuz51-55, M
Camping, never........ now some glamping I could do. 馃槑
LilPrincess41-45, F
@calicuz Didn't even know that existed until today馃槖
bookerdanaM
@calicuz Glamping is when Uncle Jed goes camping??馃槒
bookerdanaM
@LilPrincess place of honor here猬囷笍

bookerdanaM
We just crawl in there and everythings hunky-dory 鉁
LilPrincess41-45, F
@bookerdana looks like I am staying up to create an account 馃槖
bookerdanaM
@LilPrincess I be saying ,I knew her before she was an influenza
LilPrincess41-45, F
@bookerdana you will get the first autograph 馃檮
TeslinM
I would be the 2nd to last !!!
Not my thing.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Teslin understandably camping isn't for everyone
Livingwell61-69, M
I go glamping! 29' RV with everything you could want - comfy bed, real shower, full kitchen, air, tv. 馃槣 I don't use all of that stuff as I hike a lot.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Livingwell I have been doing this camping thing all wrong
Livingwell61-69, M
@LilPrincess Lol! I did it that way when younger but my back started protesting.
Maybe we should stay home and keep each other warm next time
@LilPrincess hmm what else do you like? 馃槒
LilPrincess41-45, F
@sstronaut one day...I will tell ya馃槈
wildbill8336-40, M
unless I win the lottery & can buy one of those $100k+ custom RV's with full size bed, full bathroom, etc., I have little interest in camping... 馃
LilPrincess41-45, F
@wildbill83 can't blame ya. If I bought one of those...someone would have to drive it.
LifeIsShortM
Funniest is when my buddy got drunk and tried to move the mountain which is just in the way of our walking route.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@LifeIsShort 馃槀 when someone takes I would move a mountain for you a little to far
LifeIsShortM
@LilPrincess He said with a honest face , come on guys , let's lift we can do it.
Bowenw61-69, M
Waking up in a tent freezing to death with wet walls and having to disassemble it and the campsite in the pouring rain.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Bowenw think that just beat any experience I had
LilPrincess41-45, F
When I don't want to start a fire...i almost burn down everything...the one night I wanted to start a fire,I couldn't. I called my best friend and he suggested paper. So i burned everything paper related in my car from receipts, to my paperwork from work, and my cars owners manual.

Long story short...i couldn't start the fire馃う鈥嶁檧锔
Bowenw61-69, M
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Bowenw I once woke up to a tent full of bumble bees...i had to scoot on my back to get out then zipped the tent shut...i camped out on the table outside
Bowenw61-69, M
@LilPrincess That does not sound pleasant. Did you get stung? 馃悵
LilPrincess41-45, F
@Bowenw thankfully no but I lost a good tent
Boy Scout camp 1982, we got off a three mile hike andd got back after dark, I sucessfully set the wood box on fire instead of the fire pit.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@NativePortlander1970 I would have been happy if I could have managed that. Smores with only a camping lighter took forever
@LilPrincess My fellow Souts were super pissed off at me, but the Troop Scout Master was like, "Eh, it happens". However I remembered a bit ago that later that night we were kicked out of camp because a few of my fellow Scouts decided to put some kerosene in a STYROFOAM cup and light it on fire to watch it burn, not realizing the cup would melt and spread fire everywhere in a non contained area, one of them being the Scout Master's son. They tried blaming it on me, but the Council knew they were lying and kicked them out of Scouts, and the rest of us out of the camp.
LilPrincess41-45, F
@NativePortlander1970 I didn't make it to the girl scouts because I got kicked out for the whole starting fire thing. Not my fault I was smart enough to bring a lighter rather than the whole stick thing
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LilPrincess41-45, F
@mindlessdrifter exactly. Last one I rented was off the lake so I could fish and be within running distance of the door
@LilPrincess good thinking. Fun times
LilPrincess41-45, F
@mindlessdrifter Oh it was.

 
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