So many to choose from... but the best was an in-tent belching contest with my college buddies. We'd just finished finals our sophomore year, and headed up to the mountains to camp, fish and drink a LOT of beer. Mike, Anthony and I were hammered and decided it would be a great idea to have a belching contest in Mike's tent. Drink beer, swallow some air and do your best grizzly bear imitation. It got to be Anthony's turn, but he was struggling to burp. He paused and said, "I think I got something stuck in my throat..." And with that, the dumbass sticks his finger down his throat and ends up projectile vomiting inside the tent. There is moving quick, and then there is dodging flying puke in a tent, quick. I managed to escape unscathed. Mike and Anthony...not so much 🤣
