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Anniedlr · 26-30, F
Donald J Trump 🙂
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Anniedlr That would need a risk assessment first.

DrWatson · 70-79, M
That forgotten biomass in the back of the refrigerator shelf.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@DrWatson You have one too?
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@pennynoodles I wish I could say that during the course of my lifetime there has only been one!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@DrWatson It only happens in our house if my inlaws stay over.
Sleepysheep · 26-30, M
Never fondled Ronald McDonald! 🤣
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Honesty 85% of my family is Mennonite/Amish so there you there
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
@wildbill83 That's explains why Ron always smiling
a fromage fondue
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@jackjones68 An unusual texture for sure.
@pennynoodles And a tad warm too haha
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Other peoples children.
And ...most profiles on SW.😂
@TheOthetAcc I don't know. But I remember a time people used to get so sensitive when their profiles were visited. They'd make it some kind of a big deal about being looked at on a public profile, lol. So it was a decision to stop.
TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M
@thinkingoutloud Yeah I know what you mean. But now I'm going to check out your profile for the fun of it.
@TheOthetAcc I don't have VIP. You can go and have a merry dance on my profile and I won't know. 😂
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
A modern car. Their junk
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Alright Mrs Noodles, I'm off to read your profile. Relax, I'm married to. I just like reading profiles
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@HumanEarth It shouldn't take you long.
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
I know, I can't read, I can only write
Disguised · 56-60, M
Never fondle a strayed heart string.
You never know what it may bring.
Take it warmly with open hand.
Guide it back to it's home land.
When the strings are all replaced.
Their heart is whole and not disgraced.
Then take the time to play hearts strings.
You know what joy your playing brings.
Fairydust · F
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A drunk stranger!

🥴
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Fairydust Not without gloves, anyway. 🤣
exexec · 61-69, C
Rattlesnake
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@exexec I dare ya
exexec · 61-69, C
@pennynoodles I have held a big eastern diamondback, but it was dead
Pretzel · 61-69, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Pretzel Ouchie
2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M
A porcupine
JJBarista · 22-25, F
Richard65 · M
@JJBarista you're a blast, JJ. You do make me laugh! 😄
TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M
A snake, poisonous and non poisonous alike.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@TheOthetAcc I obviously wouldn't handle a poisonous one......or a very hungry one either. ........or one that strangles.....
TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M
@pennynoodles I've had a particular dislike for constrictors since watch my first anaconda documentary featuring Jenifer Lopez.
@TheOthetAcc I had the good fortune of growing up in the Pacific Northwest. Here in the rainforest, the most common snake is the garter snake, sometimes referred to (inaccurately) as the red racer, blue racer, or yellow racer, depending on the color of the stripe down their backs. They bite, and it hurts, but they're ultimately harmless.
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
I will never fondle your family, no matter how friendly they are 😎
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@GuiltyBiStander Thank goodness for that......although my 82 year old mother, might actually quite enjoy it.
smiler2012 · 56-60
@pennynoodles 😆 an land mine or mrs smiler
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@smiler2012 Which would be easier to recover from?
smiler2012 · 56-60
@pennynoodles 😆the land mine lol
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@smiler2012 So you love Mrs Smilers and those titties
NerdySoph · 26-30, F
Food .. i'd never fondle food .. cos my tummy wants the right to do that all by itself :D
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Never fondle a dongle.
It'll curdle your wordle.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Thodsis I will bear that in mind
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
A cactus 🌵
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Zaphod42 I dare ya.
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles No, they made their point quite clearly when I was a kid…haven’t touched one since 😅
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Zaphod42 ha ha
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Cucumbers at the supermarket.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@hunkalove Oh.......... I always do that. You don't want one with a soggy end!
sciguy18 · M
A porcupine
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@sciguy18 scaredy cat
sciguy18 · M
@pennynoodles They aren’t like the cute hedgehogs that you have.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@sciguy18 I've seen them in zoos.
Another man’s jewels…💎💎💍👑
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Haniazed no, you may be disappointed
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Sojournersoul Not even a K.F.C?
@pennynoodles get my hand greasy. Lol
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Sammykelly Very wise
Dusty101 · F
A corpse 😖🤢
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Dusty101 i agree
Livingwell · 61-69, M
A spider. 😱
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Livingwell One hundred percent in agreement with you there.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Queendragonfly You've got to find it in that haystack first.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@beermeplease I wouldn't drink it warm or cold so i will take your word for that.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
The Charmin.
Fawma123 · 46-50, M
TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M
@bijouxbroussard cute and harmless, like moi
@TheOthetAcc I might smile at it—from a distance. 😊
TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M
@bijouxbroussard They're quite fond of the human touch.
A sleeping lion.
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
@LordShadowfire Not even when you’re in the jungle, the mighty jungle? 😅
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Zaphod42 When the lion is asleep?
@Zaphod42 I admit that I had the opportunity when I was a kid to pose for a picture with a lion cub in my lap at the zoo, but I'm pretty sure they tranqued it. That's literally the only instance in which I would dare fondle a lion.

 
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