What would you never fondle?

@DrWatson You have one too?

@pennynoodles I wish I could say that during the course of my lifetime there has only been one!

@DrWatson It only happens in our house if my inlaws stay over.

Honesty 85% of my family is Mennonite/Amish so there you there

@Sleepysheep 🤔

@wildbill83 That's explains why Ron always smiling

@jackjones68 An unusual texture for sure.

@pennynoodles And a tad warm too haha

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 🤪

@SW-User I don't know. But I remember a time people used to get so sensitive when their profiles were visited. They'd make it some kind of a big deal about being looked at on a public profile, lol. So it was a decision to stop.

@thinkingoutloud Yeah I know what you mean. But now I'm going to check out your profile for the fun of it.

@SW-User I don't have VIP. You can go and have a merry dance on my profile and I won't know. 😂

Alright Mrs Noodles, I'm off to read your profile. Relax, I'm married to. I just like reading profiles

@HumanEarth It shouldn't take you long.

I know, I can't read, I can only write

@Fairydust Not without gloves, anyway. 🤣

@exexec I dare ya

@pennynoodles I have held a big eastern diamondback, but it was dead

@Anniedlr That would need a risk assessment first.

@Pretzel Ouchie

@JJBarista you're a blast, JJ. You do make me laugh! 😄

@SW-User I obviously wouldn't handle a poisonous one......or a very hungry one either. ........or one that strangles.....

@pennynoodles I've had a particular dislike for constrictors since watch my first anaconda documentary featuring Jenifer Lopez.

@SW-User I had the good fortune of growing up in the Pacific Northwest. Here in the rainforest, the most common snake is the garter snake, sometimes referred to (inaccurately) as the red racer, blue racer, or yellow racer, depending on the color of the stripe down their backs. They bite, and it hurts, but they're ultimately harmless.

@smiler2012 Which would be easier to recover from?

@pennynoodles 😆the land mine lol

@smiler2012 So you love Mrs Smilers and those titties

@GuiltyBiStander Thank goodness for that......although my 82 year old mother, might actually quite enjoy it.

@Thodsis I will bear that in mind

@Zaphod42 I dare ya.

@pennynoodles No, they made their point quite clearly when I was a kid…haven’t touched one since 😅

@Zaphod42 ha ha

@sciguy18 scaredy cat

@pennynoodles They aren’t like the cute hedgehogs that you have.

@sciguy18 I've seen them in zoos.

@hunkalove Oh.......... I always do that. You don't want one with a soggy end!

@Haniazed no, you may be disappointed

@beermeplease I wouldn't drink it warm or cold so i will take your word for that.

@Queendragonfly You've got to find it in that haystack first.

@Livingwell One hundred percent in agreement with you there.

@Dusty101 i agree

@Sammykelly Very wise

@Sojournersoul Not even a K.F.C?

@pennynoodles get my hand greasy. Lol

@bijouxbroussard cute and harmless, like moi

@SW-User I might smile at it—from a distance. 😊

@bijouxbroussard They're quite fond of the human touch.

@LordShadowfire Not even when you’re in the jungle, the mighty jungle? 😅

@Zaphod42 When the lion is asleep?

@Zaphod42 I admit that I had the opportunity when I was a kid to pose for a picture with a lion cub in my lap at the zoo, but I'm pretty sure they tranqued it. That's literally the only instance in which I would dare fondle a lion.