I have a funny story about a ceiling fan

really close😼

We have one in each bedroom and the den. They are well-trained and know to stay in their place.

We don't talk much but not for lack of trying. It's just we're both pretty busy doing what we do.

I insist that my fans get down from the ceiling and approach me directly, walking across the floor, so that they don't fall and hurt themselves, me, etc.

And when any show up, they shall be apprised of this very strict rule

Not close at all. I wouldn't even know where to find any within my country.

Speaking of ceiling fans: do you know that challenge where you let a ceiling fan swing a water bottle around and try to dodge it while blindfolded?

As a kid I had a bunk bed for some unknown reason and I always slept on the top bunk. So I’d be only two or three feet away from it.

I’m so tall the fan stops! How far are you from the ceiling fan 🤔

I try not to get close at all. Especially when they are running.

It hurts when you get wacked by one stretching.

6'3 so pretty close I would say.

This close…

Not close at all, I`m not as tall as you.

Sitting underneath one right now. Haven't turned it on in months, cleaned it a week ago.

6’ 4”. I have to be careful. ;)

I have a rather worn one on my ceiling, right above me. But it works nicely.

Yea far

not too close, more just acquaintances

I wish we had some

Fans of all sorts are essential. 😌

When at home? Neighbors house. When I'm at my moms? Always within 10-15 feet

Pretty close

I dated one once but she was full of hot air

We talking distance or emotional connection? It matters

Not a fan

I can jump up and touch it

I have a JD Vance-style relationship with my ceiling fan and its smooth, smooth rotations.

Well, those ceiling fans are a lot like windmills, and they go "whirrr, whirrr, whirrr" and they can kill whales. It's a disgrace what those ceiling windmills do.

We have one in every bedroom, the living room and the family room. We also have another one out back on the porch.

🤏