How are babies made? 🤔 Wrong answers only pls 🙏

Human sacrifice

You put de lime in de coconut

What I believed for longer than I care to admit:

When a mommy loves a daddy and kisses him, she sometimes have a hiccup causing her to bite the tip of the tongue off and swallowing it. The tongue bit then grows into a baby in 9 months before she pushes it out her belly button.

Did any of you not take biology? The way a woman gets pregnant is when she accidentally swallows a watermelon seed.

Amazon Prime.

You know the mold that forms in a cup when you leave it in your bedroom for months? Well if you leave that another few months, it becomes a baby.

Kissing!!!

They come from a factory. You'll have to ask the designers for the details though.

With jelly...

They have a room in the hospital. You just go pick one out. Not sure why it’s at the hospital. You’d think a store would be easier. But then again, I guess the nurses take care of them for a bit.

The man and the woman walk around in the rain and catch a cold. Then when they get home they sneeze on each other.

The baby is delivered by the stork 3 days later.

I think it somehow involves birds doing something with bees in the cabbage patch

in a cloning lab using animal DNA D: am i wrong :D

A charitable mailman rings the doorbell and gives the woman/homeowner his special package.

Everybody knows that. 😉

With the accessability of porn for minors I wouldn't be surprised if they think it's from a bukkake gang bang.

Sometimes you sneeze really hard & a baby pops out. They don't come with instruction manuals either you kinda just learn as you go

The Stork brings them.
I've no idea who f***s the Stork!

In a cabbage patch. I saw it with my own eyes.

They are hatched like chickens

Nose s*x

Well son,
it's an ancient old ritual where a girl, a boy and a bunch of drugs all meet at an Iron Maiden concert.
... at least, that's how respectable upstanding citizens do it.

The officer came the first of May, the postman came the very next day. 9 months later there was hell to pay, who fired that shot the blue or the gray?

As soon as the couple say "I do" at the altar, God places a baby in the mother. Not sure how the rest of the babies happen.

A stork drops babies in a cabbage patch.

How are babies made ? that is life one great mystery.

Pretty creative responses here without sacrifice/s.

Tennessee swamp herons carry them.

Swimming in the pool naked

Seaweed or New Jersey

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Cooties

The stork brings them, everyone knows that

By very vigorous toe sucking. All 10 of them.