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BarbossasHusband 路 36-40, M
What I believed for longer than I care to admit:
When a mommy loves a daddy and kisses him, she sometimes have a hiccup causing her to bite the tip of the tongue off and swallowing it. The tongue bit then grows into a baby in 9 months before she pushes it out her belly button.
When a mommy loves a daddy and kisses him, she sometimes have a hiccup causing her to bite the tip of the tongue off and swallowing it. The tongue bit then grows into a baby in 9 months before she pushes it out her belly button.
tenente 路 100+, M
@BarbossasHusband suspiciously specific 馃槺馃槺馃槺
BarbossasHusband 路 36-40, M
@tenente my mom's a good liar
ChiefWalksWith40oz 路 26-30
@BarbossasHusband lmao daaamn 馃槀 your mom told you babies are born from accidental cannibalism lol
BarbossasHusband 路 36-40, M
@ChiefWalksWith40oz probably explains why I'm into cannibalism tbh
ChiefWalksWith40oz 路 26-30
@BarbossasHusband nice 馃槍